Parents

My normally sane father whipped into a frothy bout of insanity after the 2000 elections.

Dad before elections: progressive, interested in learning, Christian but not nuts. Reads books not from Christian Lifeway stores and used to talk to his two sons about tolerance for all people of all races, religions and sexualities.

Dad after elections: spiteful, bigoted, fundamentalist Christian who thinks that blacks, Mexicans, Vietnamese and well, anyone who isn't white is trying to destroy America. So are all the religions that aren't his. So are all the sexualities that aren't heterosexual. He doesn't read books anymore unless they're from Christian book stores. He can't talk without screaming and frothing.

What the hell happened? I want my dad back. Bizarro dad sucks.

It really happened though And I do want my dad back. I miss him.

years ago i witnessed my mom chasing my brother around the house and she fell down the stairs. when she reached the bottom her shoulder went through the wall. I dont think i've ever laughed as hard as i did.

I saw them fucking when I was 7 years old Of course they never knew it.

thats what happens when you film it from their closet

I have parents now?

now the question is, mino: how long did you watch for

probably my mom being dragged by the dogs while skiiing into a river.

and when mom was more drunk than me, my brother and my friend and his mother all together. in greece.

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now the question is, mino: how long did you watch for

hah, 3 seconds probably, I was too scared.

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hah, 3 seconds probably, I was too scared.

Damn your quick.

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hah, 3 seconds probably, I was too scared.

Damn your quick.

Dude, he was 7.

that must have been wierd

What ? You guys never seen your parents making love ?

did any new siblings arive after seeing your parents do it?

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did any new siblings arive after seeing your parents do it?

hahahahaahah

"Hey littlebrother! If i had intervened, you wouldn't be here!!!"

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What ? You guys never seen your parents making love ?

Sadly yes, I wanted to burn my eyes out with hydrochrolic acid..

i hope it wasnt 69 minos