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Parents

  • von*ferret
  • December 6, 2005 at 4:38 AM
  • von*ferret
    • December 6, 2005 at 4:38 AM
    • #1

    I just witnessed my conservative 5'6" mother who is relatively quiet and reserved dancing to eminem's "lose yourself" from some tv commercial..

    What is the funniest thing you've witnessed your parents do? Discuss!

  • The Postman
    • December 6, 2005 at 4:47 AM
    • #2

    My normally sane father whipped into a frothy bout of insanity after the 2000 elections.

    Dad before elections: progressive, interested in learning, Christian but not nuts. Reads books not from Christian Lifeway stores and used to talk to his two sons about tolerance for all people of all races, religions and sexualities.

    Dad after elections: spiteful, bigoted, fundamentalist Christian who thinks that blacks, Mexicans, Vietnamese and well, anyone who isn't white is trying to destroy America. So are all the religions that aren't his. So are all the sexualities that aren't heterosexual. He doesn't read books anymore unless they're from Christian book stores. He can't talk without screaming and frothing.

    What the hell happened? I want my dad back. Bizarro dad sucks.

  • von*ferret
    • December 6, 2005 at 4:48 AM
    • #3

    everything have to become political =P

  • The Postman
    • December 6, 2005 at 6:12 AM
    • #4

    It really happened though And I do want my dad back. I miss him.

  • von*ferret
    • December 6, 2005 at 11:33 PM
    • #5

    everyone is boring, postman for the win.

  • johnm487
    • December 7, 2005 at 4:00 AM
    • #6

    years ago i witnessed my mom chasing my brother around the house and she fell down the stairs. when she reached the bottom her shoulder went through the wall. I dont think i've ever laughed as hard as i did.

  • Minos
    • December 7, 2005 at 6:12 AM
    • #7

    I saw them fucking when I was 7 years old Of course they never knew it.

  • Bic-B@ll
    • December 7, 2005 at 6:26 AM
    • #8

    thats what happens when you film it from their closet

  • Kosmo
    • December 7, 2005 at 8:22 AM
    • #9

    I have parents now?

  • DanielAragon
    • December 7, 2005 at 9:02 AM
    • #10

    now the question is, mino: how long did you watch for

  • st0lve
    • December 7, 2005 at 3:43 PM
    • #11

    probably my mom being dragged by the dogs while skiiing into a river.

    and when mom was more drunk than me, my brother and my friend and his mother all together. in greece.

  • Minos
    • December 7, 2005 at 4:40 PM
    • #12
    Quote from DanielAragon

    now the question is, mino: how long did you watch for

    hah, 3 seconds probably, I was too scared.

  • TomWithTheWeather
    • December 7, 2005 at 5:17 PM
    • #13
    Quote from Minotauro

    hah, 3 seconds probably, I was too scared.

    Damn your quick.

  • The Postman
    • December 7, 2005 at 6:01 PM
    • #14
    Quote from TomWithTheWeather

    hah, 3 seconds probably, I was too scared.

    Damn your quick.

    Dude, he was 7.

  • Grinwhrl
    • December 7, 2005 at 7:35 PM
    • #15

    that must have been wierd

  • Minos
    • December 8, 2005 at 12:23 AM
    • #16

    What ? You guys never seen your parents making love ?

  • johnm487
    • December 8, 2005 at 12:34 AM
    • #17

    did any new siblings arive after seeing your parents do it?

  • Skjalg
    • December 8, 2005 at 1:07 AM
    • #18
    Quote from johnm487

    did any new siblings arive after seeing your parents do it?

    hahahahaahah

    "Hey littlebrother! If i had intervened, you wouldn't be here!!!"

  • D3ads
    • December 8, 2005 at 2:03 PM
    • #19
    Quote from Minotauro

    What ? You guys never seen your parents making love ?

    Sadly yes, I wanted to burn my eyes out with hydrochrolic acid..

  • RD
    • December 8, 2005 at 4:01 PM
    • #20

    i hope it wasnt 69 minos

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