Post funny things your parents have said to you about games

my dad once showd interest in my comp but when i told him to point the mouse at "my computer" he lifted the mouse in front of it

When my aunt had to use a computer for the first time and had to click an icon, she put the actual mouse onto the screen and started moving it around on it

I was totally blown away that anybody could be that stupid, considering that she must have seen other people using a computer before

hahaha mazy

Mum and Dad :

Dont decompile. Dont decompile! or we will hang you with mayoneese and peanuts, kethup in your mouth!

I had my eyes gouged out by a bunch of thugs a few months back, and the fact that I need glasses now is due to my computer. :-?

The fact that I punched em back when they gouged my eyes out is because I play violent games. :-?

The fact that they got 50 people who live at the other end of the country to testify that we started the fight, is because I have no friends, because I spend too much time on the computer. :-?

The fact that I haven't got a ladyfriend, is because I spend too much time on my computer.

K so maybe I agree with the last one :roll: