Yep its one of them crappy story threads, if we are gonna have desktop ones why not this 
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RULES : You must wait for 2 posts before you can post agian
Me start~
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Gordon woke up on the hard lab floor, his face was bruised from using his crowbar as a pillow.When he looked down ..
he saw the most horrific site in the world.. he was missing one of his legs, perhaps it was from..
...SPANISH SALSA PRINGLES! 1 DOLLAR! LUV U LONG TIEM! then....
it all came to a rapid conclusion!!!!!! it...
...Stared to smell like almonds, which is not good.....
as this could only mean one thing, almond monsters had taken him in the night to an almond monster....
..because the sun started rising in the west, thus causing..
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Now, back to the show...
me and mac posted at the same time!@ anyway... notice the post times 
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/me runs
aye tiz true D:~ lol jynx all your threads seem to go wrong 
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it r teh b0rked
ate all teh forum sigz...onoz!
...BUT THEN TEH RICE BLASTER...
....exploded into a millions goatcx that filled engineers belly turning him into...
super goatse, bigger, longer, and uncut, until...
duffy linked eurobrew to tubgirl under a very slick masked url....but then suddenly from the right side of his irc client he saw +b *!*" "
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