I hate people

awesum!

RD is AMAZING

guys.... its not cool to fight

A fight is always good to make you feel "alive", specialy when you are the winner. I've never had any fights with strangers but I did have some fights with friends (and ex-friends now hehe), mostly at school.

The funny thing is that I'm skinny as hell but I never got beaten in my life

I was being sarcastic btw.

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I was being sarcastic btw.

I wasn't. :roll:

Last time I was in a fight was at a party where some chubby sorority bitch tried to strangle my girlfriend because she was telling said sorority bitch's boyfriend to stop breaking shit.

I grabbed her by the goddamned neck, slammed her into the bathroom door and said "Honey, darling, sweety, this seems like a wonderful idea, trust me, it isn't."

Her boyfriend just kinda stood there slack jawed. Luckily my friend Mark, who's amateur UFC was there as backup in case things got a little too rowdy...

... and they did! Sorority bitch goes and gathers her flock of equally chubby hipster friends and while we're gathering to leave this drama warehouse they confront my girlfriend and myself with such rhetorical questions like "Why the fuck are you still here, huh? Get lost bitch." Then sorority bitch goes for my girlfriend's throat again and I grab her damned arm, but not in time. They both topple to the ground and start brawling.

Now I didn't see it happen. No one did really. Suddenly there's a collective gasp at the party with people all around the two brawling girls. That fat bitch is limp. Dead limp. Ragdoll limp and being drug away from the middle of the living room where all this shit went down. At first I thought my girlfriend had knocked her out fucking cold. Nope. Mark had snuck in and in about 30 seconds had put her out with a firm chokehold. In his own words: "If I'd held her like that for another minute she'd have had brain damage."

We left. Fuck parties that try to mix frat types with internet nerds. They never work out.

We have our one ones here too. There's these tough guys who think they own the city. Luckily, i have a brother who's "pretty" big, and he has lot of friends who you shouldn't mess up with, good guys tho. Tough guys know it so they don't start messing with me.

Foreigners here are a whole different story, romanians, russians and any kind of black people. They got their knives and if you mess up with one of them, you get 20 on your neck. We have skinheads too. All of these guys equals to shit and they should be burned alive.

Btw. skateboarding sucks

I've been lucky, had a few encounters with people but nothing I couldn't handle. Most people don't mess with tall guys with long hair, you'll get the odd name calling and that's about it, they're all a bunch of talentless fucks who would run away if their mates weren't around.

Haha, nah man, they weren't anything too big.

One time these guys started talking to me while I was waiting for my then girlfriend, they then started talking about needing money and before I knew what was what they grabbed me and asked me for money, I managed to get away from them, but it was pretty scary at the time. Nottingham has a lot of crime, you've probably seen the news about all the gun shit that goes on down here, thankfully I've never been witness to any of that and hope I never do.

I always pussy my way out of a fight. Just not worth it. I'd rather get back at them through years of psychological mind games.

Most of the time it's just best to try and remain calm and, if it's not yet physical, don't give an inch if you can. I've had a few run-ins with scummers because any time I stay late at friends' houses and travel home, the last train is at 11pm. Before they started a building project near the trainstation, the only route was through the overpass (a haven for homeless people... yay). Fortunately the majority of chavs/neds are just pussies and like to mouth off as opposed to actually doing anything. The worst that has happened to me in the last couple of years was a couple of guys knocking the bag off my shoulder as I walked in front of them.

Assholes are everywhere. When I was 16 (almost 8 years ago now) I was walking home via the high street street (good lighting, CCTV nearby) and some guy walking past suddenly punched me in the face. No warning, no mouthing off, no indication of his intention. Lesson learned: Always be aware of people around you regardless of whether they look like they're about to punch you. Luckily the guy punched like a girl so I was left with a very slight bruise and nothing worse.

If it gets physical and you don't think you are guaranteed to win, then run I think the best defence is always going to be awareness; you don't have to get out of a situation that you avoided in the first place. You can spot the majority of fights before they start (people generally mouth off at you, push you or try to grab you to psyche themselves up before they start flailing). The most common assaults in Scotland (I'm talking statistics here, not just pulled out of my ass) are the haymaker (big hook), grab & headbutt, grab & punch or choke variants (grabbing the throat). If you do a bit of self-defence training then you can learn to deal with these fairly well. Murphy's law is always a good rule of the thumb, though: Whatever can go wrong will go wrong on some days . If you have a chance to avoid a fight, do so.

punch him in the throat and call him a pussy