allmost got hit by a fucking bird!

    ok, now this will all sound very unbelievable. but believe me its the truth!

    so friday i was in groningen with a friend of mine to buy some new clothes etc... and when we got back at the trainstation i just wanted to turn around to say something to my friend. and exactly on the moment i stopped walking and wanted to turn around, a bird fell death from the sky barely 30 cm's in front of me if i didnt stop walking im sure it would have hit me, god it scared the shit out of me... especially concerning all that h5n1 shit... i got scared so bad we ran to the train that was allready waiting.. well i now the chance the bird really was infected with h5n1 is pretty small but eventhough pretty scary, especially seeing the fact i already was sick pretty badly and it only got worce since then. but im sure its just a regular flue and now all my friends are starting to make fun of this thing haha, i even find it pretty funny myself but it does stay in the back of my mind though...

    you should call the cops and tell them where it fell down so they can pick it up and check it.... bird flu is spreading out all over germany i hear

    yeah i realised that when we got out of the train in my own town, pretty stupid actually that i didnt think of that earlier but seeing the fact that it was in the middle of the trainstation i dont believe it's still there... *everyone's onto this bird thing* so i dont think its a big problem (or atleast i hope so)

    Im trying to picture it, a bird falling to the ground and two grown up men running away in panic of the bird flu. You got to be kidding!

    hey theres no fucking way you can imagine this properly... i mean the bird really hit the ground REALLY HARD! and it didnt exactly look tastefull either, even the sound it made when it crashed into the ground was sickening... we didnt exactly sprint away but yeah we did got out of there pretty quickly lol

    (edit) also we where as high as one can be... AND NO it was NOT a hallucination! *people who "think" you hallucinate on weed are not sane anyway* just to be clear about this ok... it spooked the fuck out of me

    I remember once we were driving on the motorway at 80ish mph and a pigeon flew right into the windscreen really hard and left loads of dust and blood on the glass. We had to stop at the service station to clean it, it was the best day.

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