The weirdest thing you have ever experienced

That's because you weren't totaly asleep when your dream became "dramatic". That happens to me quite often.

Maybe not the most weird thing ever, but certainly weird. My PC is on 24/7 and it's in my room. So one day after I woke up and turned on the screen I was suddenly in #hurg on gamesurge. I really have no idea how I managed to do that. I'm really fucking sure I wasn't there before I went to bed.

This is absolutely the freakiest thing I can remember, I was lying on my bed reading the Warcraft RPG rule set, when all of a sudden some slimy tentacle attakcs my foot and I snap out of it, and I'm sitting on my sofa in the livingroom with a charlie horse in my leg.

I think I must have had phased out or something, going in to somesort of deep transe or something, not long after that I was at the doctors office, he ordered me sleeping pills.

I was freaked out for about a week or so.

went to bed one night and woke up a block away from my house in an empty retention pond. i was quite baffled.

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This is absolutely the freakiest thing I can remember, I was lying on my bed reading the Warcraft RPG rule set, when all of a sudden some slimy tentacle attakcs my foot and I snap out of it, and I'm sitting on my sofa in the livingroom with a charlie horse in my leg.I think I must have had phased out or something, going in to somesort of deep transe or something, not long after that I was at the doctors office, he ordered me sleeping pills.

I was freaked out for about a week or so.

Speaking of charlie horse, I was woken by the worst one ever in my left leg this morning, but since I was still half-asleep, I somehow got it into my head that I'd been shot through the leg by a Quake-style railgun.

Bizarre.

one time i was awoken a little early and i heard scratches coming from above me or next to me. I thought of it being a squirrel or somthing. i went back to sleep not thinkin much about it. i can remember dreaming about squirrels and other small critters. then all of a sudden im awake and my alarm clock is whalling in my ear and i kinda jumpd. i felt a sharp pain in my finger so i grabbd my arm and i couldnt feel myself grabing it. it felt like i was grabbing on to somthing that wasnt my arm. i thought a squirrell bit my finger and i was grabbing it. when i was completly awake i realized it wasnt. sometimes i sleep in weird positions and i was in a position that made my arm fall asleep and then numb, and when i awoke i swung my numb arm around to shut my alarm clock off and i hit it on the head board and it got cut.

I'm not the best morning person.

EDIT: i also started yelling when i woke up.

I tasted mikes hard lemonade. I've never been the same since...shudder.

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Maybe not the most weird thing ever, but certainly weird. My PC is on 24/7 and it's in my room. So one day after I woke up and turned on the screen I was suddenly in #hurg on gamesurge. I really have no idea how I managed to do that. I'm really fucking sure I wasn't there before I went to bed.

OH WHAT A MISTERY!!!!!! I invited you I think lol. Your auto-join channel on invite is probably on

This is not weird but it's stupid: When the wind blows too hard here the window starts to make some annoying noises. It's one of those metal windows and it's a bit loose of the "rail". Then I put my shoes on it like in the following pic:

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ps: I have the best sheet ever!!

Ok, then one day I woke up and saw that horrid shoe in front of my face and I thought it was a pitbull getting ready to attack me lol. Then I was like "OMFG AAAAHH".

My computer room is set so I can watch down the hallway, at the end where theres a lamp lighting it up.

Anyway, several times (although none too recently) I have seen HUGE shadows being cast up in like a split second, and when I turned my head to see it was just gone. Also sometimes I swear Ive seen figures that could be those of a person stand there. Ive also been reasurred that it wasnt another person, since its happend when I was totally alone.

Freaked the fuck outta me

Once when I woke up my right hand was completely numb and was no my chest, I was like "what the fuck is on my chest, it's heavy...it's an arm...It's my arm..OMG I'm paralyzed." Also once I didn't notice my hand was numb before I went to bathroom and tried to brush my teeth, it was weird to try to pass the brush from left hand to right hand when my arm didn't response and the brush fell to the floor.

But the creepiest, weirdest thing that happened for me was just a couple of days ago. We've got motion sensor controlled lights on our yard. About a month ago we bought a new light and put it on top of garage doors. It has it's own sensor and is isolated from all the other lights, so it's just a single real bright light. The carage doors and the light are placed so that they are behind one of the corners of the carage, so you can't see the door or the light, only the light coming from the lamp. This is, when you're in kitchen where I was.

So I was making some snack before bed, when the light suddenly went on. My father's car was in front of the carage, and there was nothing that seemed to have put the light on. The light stays on only 10 seconds a time, and before I was finished the light was off again. So I started walking to my own room, but just as I put the light in the kitchen off, the light in front of carage wen't on again, but this time I was sure that for a split second I saw a man standing next to my dad's car. I put all the stuff I had on my hands to the table and stared at the carage light, nothing. Then the light wen't off again. And just that moment the phone rang. I almost creamed my pants because I was standing just next to the phone and it rings pretty loud. Well the phone only rang once.

I took my maglite and went to check the car. All the doors were locked, so was the carage door. I went back inside. After a second the phone rang again, and this time I answered, it was my brother and he said he had just ran out of battery when he called the first time. What a relief

But goddamn I was scared for a moment