How old were you when you had your first wank ? :o

my memory hadnt been activated when i had my first wank

hmmm

this brings up an important question: when was your first circle jerk?

and what color was your first dildo

And when was your first game of Wet Biscuit? Sigh, everyone loses the first time.

lol tay

In the woumb.

I don't like being called a fag....

HALLAHUA!

FYAD!!!

i had a strong pain in my penis the first time i jerked off

god was angry that day

(also i got off to lola bunny, the girl rabbit from space jam....god she was so hot)

little mermaid

people that never beat one out should like record their first time on video.

id pay to watch that. the load would be the size of my face.

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people that never beat one out should like record their first time on video.id pay to watch that. the load would be the size of my face.

your should...be hit...or something...

/me bends over

you gonna make good on that promise sexy