Farcry the movie

how come they always make movies based on games which have a shitty story?

its die hard meets GILLIGANS ISLAND!

Genetic experiments...island...horror movie...director of "house of the dead"...sounds like "repetitive" :roll:

he should make a minesweeper movie - id go see that

I hope narby will star in it.

Narbyse plz~

Quote from The_Postman

*the elevator doors open and there's the Skipper dead in a chair, with a note pinned to him that says "Ho ho ho, now I have a machinegun!"*

This thread is now about writing the Farcry movie script in a choose your own adventure style. Just continue on with the story where the other person left off.

BACKSTORY

Gilligan has now grown some balls and is not an extreme pussy (I mean he saw his best friend the Skipper die). The Professor went apeshit insane and started killin people adn taking Mary Ann and that other girls to his hideaway. Apparently the skipper was in cohoots with the Professor (I guess he really did swing both ways) and the Professor ordered the SKipper to kill Gilligan and Mr. Howell...

Quote

Professor Goon 1 [PG1] (over walkie-talkie): Kzzrtt! Professor, this is PG1. Come in, over! We have a body down here. It appears to be a fat captain, probably that useless Skipper. Kzzrtt!Professor: Kzzrrtt! Christ, Jonas was a good man. Take some men and bring him down to the infirmary. Stay Alert, that bumbling fool will slip up sooner or later and when he does, his ass wil be gone. Kzzrrttt!

PG1: Kzzzzrtt! Roger, PG1 over and out! KRrrzzt!

The Professor hits the red button on his phone, calling his secratery

Professor: Carol, send in Sweet Ginger, tell her that I have a special job for her.

The Professor leans back in his chair, massaging his scalp.

Professor: Damn, Damn, DAMMIT. That little shit Gilligan will fuck everything up.

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