Hitman: The Movie D:

Better than Uwe Boll as director D;!

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We obviously are delighted to have Vin Diesel on board, too -- he and Agent 47 are a match made in heaven.

What?

He doesnt suit the role at all >< Mazy use your powers, for good!

To who would the role of agent 47 suit better than Vin Diesel?

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What?

He doesnt suit the role at all >< Mazy use your powers, for good!

I can't in good conscience recommend that. can you imagine an angry Vin Diesel chasing after Mazy? He'd tear him in half and snap him in two over his own knee!

I Think if Vin was alot paler, whiter, he'd be a perfect match. Vin is a montoned crappy actor and the hitman like never says anything

God.

WELCOME TO THE HITMAN ZONE

I was really hoping that the Hitman movie would be something nice, but instead they hired Vin Diesel and immediately I don't feel like watching it anymore.

After I think about it; Jason Statham should play the hitman

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0293662/ ... m,%20Jason

The only thing vin diesel and the hitman got in common is their haircut. I agree with hamst3r, that would be a perfect match. But chances are, that a movie starring vin diesel will sell better.

he's bald like 47, but not as skinny. And as hamst3r and Frie agree, Statham would be a better 47

How about Bruce Willis

I was hoping for statham as he is my one of my fauvorite actors ('cause he speaks funny) but I think vin diesel will be just as good..the problem is his skin is way darker than hitmans' and I'm not so confident he looks good in suits..

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All the mentioned actors have already been discussed at IO, but apparently we have absoultely no say in this. Somebody photoshoped a picture of Vinnie Jones a bit, and it looked EXACTLY like hitman.Anyway, I guess they went with Vin Diesel since hes a big name atm or something :G

Be thankful, Vinnie Jones is roughly 10x worse an actor than Diesel.

I think it sounds cool and I do think that Vin Diesel will do a good job. I don't consider him as a such bad actor as some believe he is. I do however agree that there probably are other actors which look more like Agent 47.

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I can't in good conscience recommend that. can you imagine an angry Vin Diesel chasing after Mazy? He'd tear him in half and snap him in two over his own knee!

LOL:D Sorry, but imagining Vin Diesel chasing Mazy is damn funny:D

But now all the John Malkovich jokes about Hitman 47 go to waste, that was about 5mins of hard brain jogging around the release of first hitman game!

But Vin is bald, angry action movie actor so atleast at those parts he goes to a t, and if you have seen boiler room he has the shoulders to carry a suit, unlike my skinny ass. So I think Vin does good as Agent 47.

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indeed, but then neither are good actors

When you put it like that... woe woe woe.

Jason would be best, When will movie makers learn- no one cares about big names >