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Good Idea, Bad Idea - Ewok

  • Ewok
  • January 3, 2004 at 12:40 AM
  • Ewok
    • January 3, 2004 at 12:40 AM
    • #1

    Good Idea - Take the dog on a walk on tar with your shoes on.

    Bad Idea - Take a Amstaff (American Staffordshire Terrier) showdog on a walk without shoes. To get pulled downhill (had to run to keep up with running train-monster-dog) and slamming on anchors with your bare feet on rocky broken tar roads with only your skin to slow you down.

    Conclusion - Ewok's feet got messed. Take shoes next time.

    _____________________________________________________________

    Want pics? Give me a host heh.

    - Ewok

  • jfas
    • January 3, 2004 at 12:59 AM
    • #2

    how is it a good idea to walk on tar in any situation?

    good idea : making a funny joke in mapcore

    bad idea : TOTALLY RUINING A GOOD JOKE

  • Mako
    • January 3, 2004 at 11:27 AM
    • #3

    Good Idea: Getting your game on

    Bad Idea: Getting your game on, and forgetting to eat between rounds, thereby starving to death after 2 days. Damn CS playing Koreans.

  • Mazy
    • January 3, 2004 at 12:10 PM
    • #4

    gut ieda: raep

    bad idea: lemon pei wiff arse

  • Pingu
    • January 3, 2004 at 1:28 PM
    • #5

    I didn't know Ewoks wore shoes...

  • Mazy
    • January 3, 2004 at 4:53 PM
    • #6

    mmmmm shoes

  • Ewok
    • January 3, 2004 at 6:19 PM
    • #7

    lol people. Keep them coming.

    And Holeman, I ruined a good joke? It really happened nob, but yes it was meant to be humourous. And I don't like always walking with shoes, you must have some real pussy feet if you can't take walking on tar with your bare feet.

    - Ewok

  • Fletch
    • January 3, 2004 at 10:06 PM
    • #8

    you kids suck at flamewars

  • Duff-e
    • January 6, 2004 at 8:10 AM
    • #9

    ewok are you fat?

    you seem like a fat sad and depressed 40-50 year old man.

    i mean i may be wrong here but.....nah im not

  • insta
    • January 6, 2004 at 3:37 PM
    • #10
    Quote from DUFFY

    you seem like a fat sad and depressed 40-50 year old man.

    Welcome to the internet.

    And you forgot "virgin" in your desciption.

  • FrieChamp
    • January 6, 2004 at 8:08 PM
    • #11

    Duffy you are a jerk.

  • Ewok
    • January 6, 2004 at 11:15 PM
    • #12

    Agreed.

    I don't even know where that came from. I guess being an asshole comes easy to Duffy. Fat? um ... no, far from it.

    - Ewok

  • madcow
    • January 6, 2004 at 11:28 PM
    • #13

    Good Idea : Making funny insults (fletch, taylor..people like that)

    Bad Idea : Trying to be like those people (Duffy..)

  • Duff-e
    • January 8, 2004 at 8:48 PM
    • #14

    i just like talking shit....jesus you guys didnt have to be such dickheads to me

    ill be in the bathroom crying.

  • madcow
    • January 8, 2004 at 11:24 PM
    • #15
  • The_Postman
    Guest
    • January 8, 2004 at 11:33 PM
    • #16

    MEOW MEOW MEOW CATCHOW I HAVE HOOKS FOR HANDS.

    Bacon bits make every salad better.

  • Ewok
    • January 9, 2004 at 12:05 AM
    • #17

    /me takes notes.

    - Ewok

  • Taylor
    • January 9, 2004 at 1:26 AM
    • #18

    yu

  • Mazy
    • January 9, 2004 at 1:27 AM
    • #19
    Quote from The_Postman

    MEOW MEOW MEOW CATCHOW I HAVE HOOKS FOR HANDS.Bacon bits make every salad better.

    COUNTERATAK!!!!

    SHOEHORN HANDS!1~~~~1

  • Fletch
    • January 9, 2004 at 9:08 AM
    • #20

    /me puts large safety corks at the end of posteh's hook hands and narfs him in the ballsack

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