What's going on with your life?

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Free tip for you bro: 95% of women on dating websites are on there for a reason. They're all fucking mental.

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Online dating is like having your dick sucked by five extremely hungry girls. Sounds great untill your realize that four of them are cannibals.

It wouldn't bother me right now :lol:

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Did you have a date with Marion Le Pen?

Nope, but I suppose she gives her her votes.

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But that stuff is behind me now, I've been hitting it off real well with the girl I mentioned earlier, she my girlfriend now aw yeah. Just spent a few days in Greece with her, it was awesome!

Cool! Good for you dude!

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I had my first date with a girl from the dating app today. Weirdest ever.
The girl added me on the app during lunch time and she starts the conversation. After 2 messages she asks for a meeting tonight. Obviously, I agree.

I think these stories need their own thread.

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I think these stories need their own thread.

This could be a sweet idea, but probably in the EOT :lol:

I got scabies from a chick on Tinder early this year. 0/10 do not recommend. I met one cool girl, but she was in an open relationship that I wasn't down with. Then there was a fully insane girl. And finally there was this girl who was really good at taking photos of herself and then looking nothing like them.

To meet girls when I'm drunk is still the best way. I'm done with any sort of dating app.

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And finally there was this girl who was really good at taking photos of herself and then looking nothing like them.

This happens so often.

"Free tip for you bro: 95% of women on dating websites are on there for a reason. They're all fucking mental."

Adverse Selection.

Although the rule would also apply to men

Todays work phrase of choice:

A lack of planning on your part doesn't constitute an emergency on mine.

'Hi We made 3 people redundant on friday and it turns out they did work, can you set up other people with the systems they had access to? This needs to be done now, for reasons'

Today I saw a medecine Nobel prize

So... I'm mighty glad I got a dash cam after @Beck's incident as it came in handy last night

You're on the wrong side dude

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Good to see that this kind of camera can be useful, good for you

no its the rest of the world that's on the wrong side

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no its the rest of the world that's on the wrong side

Cars got invented in germany, we drive on the right side. You're wrong bruuuuuh

lol another fucking VW

Did you call them a dozy cunt?

If not you missed an acceptable moment to.

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So... I'm mighty glad I got a dash cam after @Beck's incident as it came in handy last night

*video*

Damn, what the hell was the other driver doing??

Was there any damage at all? Have you spoke to your insurance?

It clearly wasn't your fault but I'd always be careful about posting these videos online until the claim process is done?

Glad you're ok man!

It's is probably because of your shitty music taste, sorry bro

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It's is probably because of your shitty music taste, sorry bro

Don't watch my latest dash cam video then It's loud, I was driving home from a long day at work and wanted to liven my drive up! But it features utter arseholes and peanut butter jelly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73lkN95DlxY

Duno why it's not embedding in the post

Did you report them Beck?

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Don't watch my latest dash cam video then It's loud, I was driving home from a long day at work and wanted to liven my drive up! But it features utter arseholes and peanut butter jelly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73lkN95DlxY

Duno why it's not embedding in the post

I had a video like that, was making a long drive deep into suffolk, and they've got this new road there. I was travelling a good 70mph and was looking to pull out to overtake and these 3 fuck heads shot past doing easily 100mph bumper to bumper. Sadly it's been overwritten now, otherwise I would've reported them.

RE my crash: Other driver said he didn't see us, sadly not while we were recording (phone screen locked and app stopped, great job cyanogenmod!) and I've sorted everything out with insurance. Got my tin bucket on wheels courtesy car this morning. The liability team for my insurance requested the video be put on youtube for ease of access (it's unlisted), and have since emailed me back telling me there's a problem with their computers and they can't access youtube for the video, or imgur for the damage (imgur damage album). Superficially it looks ok, but the wheel took the brunt of that and was enough to shift us on the road, so fingers crossed the axle or something similarly important is in tact.

I really don't want this to be a write off, I won't find a similar focus with the spec on this one for the price i did before

Ooooh he was in a VW Corrado. Nice cars them.