What's going on with your life?

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I informed him (and others) that I changed his shifts for the entire week back to voice. I've never loved my job as much as I did today.

Hahahaha! Good on you!

Quote from dux

Tore my foreskin.

You did not... O__o

Quote from dux

Tore my foreskin.

If you play with it too much it'll fall off

Bacon, motherfucking bacon. A mate at work brought some back from the UK. I will be having bacon sarnies and bacon and eggs tonight.

sprony you evil bastard

I should probably add to this. I resubscribed WoW. Life is over.

I should probably add that I tore it watching witcher 3's new video.

better craft some ointment and apply

Been in a jacuzzi with four chicks tonight. w00t!

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Mark is so depressed at CA he plays pokemon drinking games. I mean what the fuck man.

Quote from marks

On a monday.

Where you do it? I mean, I don't live that far.

lol.

What's a pokemon drinking game? That sounds fun

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lol that's brilliant

Since the chat is pretty empty lately, would anyone be willing to give me feedback on the art test that I got as soon as Im finished with it?

Via pm/steam or whatever you want to use.

Just wanna make sure I dont do any stupid mistake.^^

So I was sexting this morning, enjoying a lay-in bed when a colleague knocks on my door asking to fill in for her cos she's still feeling sick after (not) throwing up* playing innuendo bingo thursday night.

In the middle of the conversation (which was going on through the door) I was silent a moment, thinking, she left

Then came back few mins later saying it was sorted... by basically having no one filling in.

*she was just gagging as I understood.

My job is pretty serious except for the weekend shifts. My department is closed in the weekend so I go and sit with Customer Service to do my work there. Lots of old friends who constantly remind I'm just winging it in my current job since I still belong in the loony bin with them. So while I was sitting there I spotted stress balls laying around. Apparently they hand them out to people now. They are pretty heavy. It didn't take long before the fight started. After a couple of skirmishes I managed to hit the bulls-eye by having a direct hit in my colleague's groin.

He stormed at me which resulted in a scene much like a night of WWE Raw. I'm talking about 110 kilo's of angry negro who's difficult to beat. He picked me up, lifted me on his shoulder and ended it with a body slam. As I'm laying on the ground and keep in mind that this is boys playing hard instead of actual fighting, my pride is hurt. So I do what I must, grab his groin, twist his dick which immediately resulted in his collapse (adding insult to injury since he didn't recover from my perfect stress ball strike yet). As I put my foot on his chest to claim victory he knee capped me bringing this fatty down again.

By this time we we're both out of breath and decided to call it quits and settle it with a draw. While I'm laying there, exhausted, my back and ass hurting from the body slam I all of a sudden realize, but Sprony, you are a dad now.....

The fact that you can twist another mans dick at work, without it getting weird, is a sign of complete trust in eachother

Mobo blew up. Now dealing with the petty bureaucracy that is RMA and warranty services.

Fuck.

Me, great time and more ahead as i hope.
Last week my trial period ended and was reviewed and i got a very positive opinion ect - so happy about that.

Now i just need to get dem work in UE4 done, IF i find some free time - gotta work cause DUX is allover me and just want's this game done LOL

Gz!

btw, I think this is the first post from you without the words "fuck" or "shit" in it

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Me, great time and more ahead as i hope.

Last week my trial period ended and was reviewed and i got a very positive opinion ect - so happy about that.

Now i just need to get dem work in UE4 done, IF i find some free time - gotta work cause DUX is allover me and just want's this game done LOL

Why are you posting here? I don't want to see anymore bullshit coming from you until The Witcher 3 ships. Until that time your only status update is: Working on The Witcher.

Now get back to work!

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Gz!

btw, I think this is the first post from you without the words "fuck" or "shit" in it

Ahahahaha this might be soo true, but I DID delete "fuck" from the first sentece before i've post it lol

Sprony, don't worry dude you will be happy

Last month of savings being spent, dunno how to pay my rent. I'm still doing games so that's cool, but well you know, it's getting scary! #yolo #swag