Are you man enough?

    Are you man enough to cut off one of your balls?

    Yeah cause I'll have to. I have a tumor on my right testicle, and they'll have to remove one of my balls. True story. I'm not worried since I have more than enough man juice to make it with just one. I even asked if they could make a BALL OF STEEL prosthesis but the best they could do was a silicone one... at least I won't be left with a dangling empty ballsack.

    Anyway my point is, dudes, get your health in order, or you might lose your balls. For whatever reason, men in our society aren't generally open about some health concerns. So if you don't want to risk losing your balls, think about getting checked, self exams, etc. This shit is serious. It can quite literally be life and death, and there is nothing manly about a man dying of a disease he didn't think he could get, or that could have been caught early enough to be treated successfully if he'd just been willing to examine his own body and/or let a doctor do it.

    So, massage your balls. And did you know man can get breast cancer as well? Well they do, so massage your man-tits while at it.

    I haven't had a date scheduled for the surgery yet, waiting for some test results and shit. I'll let you know of any developments. Wish me luck!

    I'm massaging my man tits and balls right now........ But in a much different way.

    Seriously though, holy shit dude. Is the tumour cancerous? Hope everything goes well for you, keep us posted (but not in too much detail).

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    Seriously though, holy shit dude. Is the tumour cancerous? Hope everything goes well for you, keep us posted (but not in too much detail).

    Thanks man. I'll know if it's cancerous after the biopsy, after the surgery. Here's hoping it's not!

    really sucks man, good luck. btw guys testie cancer is much more rare than prostate cancer. that doesn't mean you shouldn't check though

    Sucks man. Wish you good luck and a quick recovery from the surgery.

    I know about the breast cancer that men can have. I actualy went to the doctor once because my nipples were swollen and hurt. The doctor then checked my balls because it can be a symptom of testicular cancer.

    My nephew also was recently diagnosed with a tumor one of his testicles. Turned out to be a harmless cyst tho. Was really crap the few days we had to wait for the results and didnt knew if he has cancer.

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    Sucks man. Wish you good luck and a quick recovery from the surgery.I know about the breast cancer that men can have. I actualy went to the doctor once because my nipples were swollen and hurt. The doctor then checked my balls because it can be a symptom of testicular cancer.

    My nephew also was recently diagnosed with a tumor one of his testicles. Turned out to be a harmless cyst tho. Was really crap the few days we had to wait for the results and didnt knew if he has cancer.

    Remember having long medical conversations with stepp a few times, we are such hypochondriacs:P

    Really sucks to hear that arhurt but you will be fine man! What do you have to look for when massaging the balls? Gotta check that... (already got my bunghole checked once so no need to do that again so soon ).

    I had an ultrasound on my left ball last year because of a dull ache, turned out to be fine but still aches now and again. I've had my balls fondled by so many doctors and nurses I don't even care anymore. All the best man, you're handling it a lot better than I was/am.

    Thanks guys! I'll keep you posted about any developments and let you know when I go in for surgery. Your support is much appreciated!

    I'm very objective when it comes to this sorta thing. After all, what am I gonna do curl up and cry? God gave me two balls and is now taking one away, as far as I care, Challenge Accepted!

    Minos, You gotta look for anything that is/feels strange. You gotta know your own body, but testicles are kinda like a jelly bean, somewhat flexible and soft, but firm. In my case I felt a very distinctive lump that didn't feel flexible, so I knew what it was from the start. My parents are veterinarians and I've seen and felt and even watched a tumor removal operation once, so I know exactly what it looked like.

    I just want to bring some awareness that was unfortunately forced on me. We usually focus so much on working and improving our skills we forget we are just frail human fleshthings. We don't need to go all hypochondriac, after all what matters most is quality of life, but noone wants to get killed by a fucking mutated lump on the nuts right?

    Don't let my ball die in vain! Just take care of yourselves!

    (I declare that this emote is my right ball in nutheaven from now on)

    those chicks checking my balls very often are saying all is alright :)

    but for real, dammnnn man, best of luck to you, and it is really good you are taking it so easy and with hard balls

    take care dude !

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    Thanks guys! I'll keep you posted about any developments and let you know when I go in for surgery. Your support is much appreciated! I'm very objective when it comes to this sorta thing. After all, what am I gonna do curl up and cry? God gave me two balls and is now taking one away, as far as I care, Challenge Accepted!

    Minos, You gotta look for anything that is/feels strange. You gotta know your own body, but testicles are kinda like a jelly bean, somewhat flexible and soft, but firm. In my case I felt a very distinctive lump that didn't feel flexible, so I knew what it was from the start. My parents are veterinarians and I've seen and felt and even watched a tumor removal operation once, so I know exactly what it looked like.

    I feel like you're saying your junk's an animal, c/d? Good luck with the ball tumor, man.

    We're all getting so old...... I wonder if in 60 years time, we'll all be posting on Mapcore about having our dentures fitted and how many times we've had to empty our catheters.

    fingers crossed for the surgery man !

    i do that annual blood screening thing at my docs but i always feel like i should do more.

    crotch massaging ey ?

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