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Serious Sam 3

  • JeanPaul
  • February 28, 2011 at 8:06 PM
  • JeanPaul
    • February 28, 2011 at 8:06 PM
    • #1

    Whoa!

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    TIME AND PLACE ARE SUBJECTIVE – BOOM! That was the sound of Serious Sam 3: BFE news dropping. Croteam’s Serious Sam 3: BFE is a glorious throwback to the golden age of first-person shooters where men were men, cover was for amateurs and pulling the trigger made things go boom. Serving as a prequel to the original indie sensation, Serious Sam: The First Encounter, Serious Sam 3: BFE takes place during the Earth’s final struggle against Mental’s invading legions of beasts and mercenaries. Set against the collapsing temples of an ancient civilization and the crumbling cities of 22nd century Egypt, Serious Sam 3: BFE is an exhilarating fusion of classic twitch shooters and modern gameplay features.“Serious Sam 3 is about pure fun and unfiltered action,” said Davor Hunski, chief creative officer of developer Croteam. “We wanted to expand on everything gamers love about the series while adding some genuinely unique new features to really enhance the mayhem Serious Sam is known for.”

    Trademark features such as relentless hordes of spectacular enemies and expansive outdoor battlefields return in Serious Sam 3: BFE at full force. Other features include:

    Frantic Arcade-Style Action – The calling card of the Serious Sam series, hold down the trigger and lay waste to a never-ending onslaught of attackers or face being overrun by Mental’s savage beasts. No cover systems, no camping – it’s just you and them. All of them.

    Mental’s Fearsome Legions – A new battalion of unforgettable minions including the rumbling Scrapjack and towering Khnum join the legendary Headless Kamikaze, Gnaar and Sirian Werebull. Your days of mowing down zombie huggy bear space pirates are over.

    Serious Melee Attacks – When an enemy slips by your wall of lead and pain, use one of the all-new innovative melee moves to drop an enemy right where they stand in the most violent way possible.

    Pure Multiplayer Mayhem – Play through the full campaign mode with up to 16 players or drop the gauntlet and let the heavy ordinance fly in versus modes like Deathmatch and Beast Hunt. This is the next level of Serious Sam multiplayer and all hell is about to break loose.

    “Holy crap, I am going to make a boatload of cash of this game,” said Fork Parker, chief financial officer at Devolver Digital, the Serious Sam 3: BFE publisher. “I mean that’s what this is all about, right? If this thing comes out in the summer my wife is totally getting the tit job she’s been asking for.”

    Serious Sam 3 will bring the boom to PC and game consoles this summer.

    When asked for further comment, Fork replied, “Bam. Tit job.”

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  • PogoP
    • February 28, 2011 at 8:40 PM
    • #2

    Umm, what's that guy's 'tit job' comment all about? Seems a little like he's trying too hard to be funny.

    Also, is that the Mancubus from Doom 3?

  • Warby
    • February 28, 2011 at 11:11 PM
    • #3

    i dont like the serious sam games, if i am in the moood for something totally mindless (i rarely am) id much rather play painkiller,

  • dux
    • February 28, 2011 at 11:42 PM
    • #4

    Awesome! Always been a fan of serious sam games, the first one was a blast! Wasn't as keen on the second, though.

  • e-freak
    • March 1, 2011 at 12:01 AM
    • #5
    Quote from Warby

    i dont like the serious sam games, if i am in the moood for something totally mindless (i rarely am) id much rather play painkiller,

    Shameless advertisement: try bulletstorm if you liked painkiller.

    On topic: dunno, the real look makes it feel cheap doom rip off. Would expect rainbow colored shotgun action instead of oh-so-real images

  • Grinwhrl
    • March 1, 2011 at 12:13 AM
    • #6

    Even Serious Sam is taking the Modern Warfare train eh?

  • JeanPaul
    • March 1, 2011 at 12:20 AM
    • #7
    Quote from Dark

    Even Serious Sam is taking the Modern Warfare train eh?

    an over-the-top serious sam earth invasion with crazy weapons would be incredible

  • Campaignjunkie
    • March 1, 2011 at 4:57 AM
    • #8

    I loved SS1... but I don't think there's quite enough DoF in these screenshots yet

  • Taylor
    • March 1, 2011 at 8:58 AM
    • #9
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    “Holy crap, I am going to make a boatload of cash of this game,” said Fork Parker, chief financial officer at Devolver Digital, the Serious Sam 3: BFE publisher. “I mean that’s what this is all about, right? If this thing comes out in the summer my wife is totally getting the tit job she’s been asking for.”

    Cue awkward silence.

  • dux
    • March 1, 2011 at 10:24 AM
    • #10

    I decided to read that and oh my god what is he on?

  • Evert
    • March 1, 2011 at 11:37 AM
    • #11

    It is a joke aimed at John Romero.

  • D3ads
    • March 1, 2011 at 3:40 PM
    • #12

    Jokes are supposed to be funny...

    I played SS and SE, I have SS2 somewhere which I got free with some software... I think I played some of it before getting bored and uninstalling it.

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