Predators

Oh god. This is going to suck.

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Oh god. This is going to suck.

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Oh God, he's even got that shitty mask that they made up for AVP1... KILL IT.. WITH FIIIRE!

Their writer looks pro:

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It's ehhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhhh ... well ..... ahhhhhhHoly fuck, am I listening to Barack Obama during a press interview? Goddamn.

>Best of the best

>Yakuza

>Drug criminal

>Russian special forces

>Black OPs sniper

>Blackwater mercenary

And they're all brought to this alien jungle to be hunted in a "LOST" sort of fashion. So I can assume it's going to be a group of tough assholes that are complete strangers to each other going "Hey, man, FUCK YOU, listen to me.. we do things my WAY!"

"NO, BRO, FUCK YOU!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP. ALL OF YOU. I AM LAWRENCE FISHBURNE. IF WE WANT TO LIVE OR GET OUT OF HERE, WE HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER."

"HE'S RIGHT. I AM ADRIEN BRODY. A MORE SENSIBLE, DOWN TO EARTH, BLACKWATER MERCERNARY. WE SHOULD STICK TOGETHER."

"NO, I AM YAKUZA. FUCK ALL OF YOU. I'M SPLITTING UP."

The groups split up, they all get picked off one by one, eventually it ends with some climactic scene with Adrien Brody killing a Predator.

What the fuck am I hearing? This is the most overdone cliche ensemble of characters.. oh, man, they're the best of the best.. they're really down and dirty, they're gritty, man!

Based on that YouTube interview, I'm calling it right now that's how it'll play out.

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I don't think he has actually read the script.

oh i know this movie, it's called PREDATOR

i smell a major shit storm around the corner ! there is no way in hell this movie will accomplish anything even close to mediocrecy !

But it has morpheus in it

Oh my god... WHAT A FAGGOT!

I mean... seriously? sigh... What is FOX thinking when they hire people like this?

All Americans say "uhhh" or "umm" every 10 seconds anyway...

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>Russian special forces

Spetsnaz vs Predator? Watching it.

I must say that this looks pretty good.

imma watch this

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I must say that this looks pretty good.

Hahahaha.... no really... what?

it looks TERRIBLE... and the Russian special forces guy doesn't look very Russian.. so I think I'll catch it on terrestrial in a few years time.

Can't wait to pirate it.

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Obviously nobody can compete with Arnold Schwarzenegger

Enough said, you can't get better than Predator 1 (without arnold)

http://www.predators-movie.com/main.html#/videos

I just hope it won't suck as much as AVPs.