... Except Sharpen is occasionally useful.
(and since this is getting so incredibly off-topic, I'll go ahead and post a screenshot)
"Welcome aboard the Internal Repression Service. Technically you're not much more than a filing clerk, but your official title is "object relocation specialist' - now you'll need to start right away; whenever therapy or stress threatens to bring back a painful traumatic memory, it's your job to repress it. Hide it somewhere else and don't let the hormones get it. Right now James is in 'couples counseling' with his husband, so needless to say we're on high alert. Just make sure you don't break one open accidentally - or else you'll never work in this brain again. "