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5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like a Pussy

  • -HP-
  • May 26, 2009 at 10:57 AM
  • -HP-
    • May 26, 2009 at 10:57 AM
    • #1

    http://www.cracked.com/article_17019_5- ... pussy.html

    One of the most hilarious and badass articles I've ever read!

  • Zacker
    • May 26, 2009 at 12:46 PM
    • #2

    Haha fantastic article to read! Some of that shit really sounds unbelievable.

  • ⌐■_■
    • May 26, 2009 at 1:00 PM
    • #3

    nice.

  • Thrik
    • May 26, 2009 at 1:22 PM
    • #4

    This one is awesome too:

    http://www.cracked.com/article_16822_7- ... -kill.html

  • Sentura
    • May 26, 2009 at 1:25 PM
    • #5

    talk about real life shoryuken'ing..

  • st0lve
    • May 26, 2009 at 3:27 PM
    • #6

    nice read.

    but they lack another sniper, the one from Stalingrad.

  • Psy
    • May 26, 2009 at 7:04 PM
    • #7

    Oh, come on. I would of expected some of you to have known the awesome site that is Cracked.

    14 More of the Most Unintentionally Gay Rap Lyrics Ever

  • Ginger Lord
    • May 27, 2009 at 7:14 AM
    • #8
    Quote from st0lve

    nice read.but they lack another sniper, the one from Stalingrad.

    Well the Russian one from Stalingrad was apparantly exceedingly generous in his kill reports and still didn't even come close to the Finnish guys kill count.

  • JohnC
    • May 27, 2009 at 7:28 AM
    • #9

    What was the name of that Scottish lord? Used a Winchester on Omaha Beach, Revolver Ocelot IRL etc.?

  • Skjalg
    • May 27, 2009 at 3:48 PM
    • #10

    How can that finnish dude have killed that many in that timespan?

    I mean, cmon...

  • Buddy
    • May 27, 2009 at 4:36 PM
    • #11
    Quote from Skjalg

    How can that finnish dude have killed that many in that timespan?I mean, cmon...

    Cause when you kill 1 soviet,

    you infact kill 5.

    (the goverment kills his family)

  • Deathy
    • May 27, 2009 at 4:58 PM
    • #12
    Quote from Skjalg

    How can that finnish dude have killed that many in that timespan?I mean, cmon...

    He's just pro..

  • st0lve
    • May 27, 2009 at 5:02 PM
    • #13

    Yeah I think that would be possible. I read an article about one of the MG42 gunners at Omaha, he had something like 1000 kills in 9 hours.

  • Sentura
    • May 27, 2009 at 5:14 PM
    • #14
    Quote from Skjalg

    How can that finnish dude have killed that many in that timespan?I mean, cmon...

    clearly hax were involved.

  • Minos
    • May 27, 2009 at 6:26 PM
    • #15
    Quote from st0lve

    Yeah I think that would be possible. I read an article about one of the MG42 gunners at Omaha, he had something like 1000 kills in 9 hours.

    That's impossible, I have 4,600'ish kills in 16 hours of left 4 dead

  • Sentura
    • May 27, 2009 at 7:16 PM
    • #16
    Quote from Minotauro

    That's impossible, I have 4,600'ish kills in 16 hours of left 4 dead

    how would that omaha guy keep tally either how? he must have had a guy assigned next to him just counting every kill he made. a guy that would also sometimes utter a quiet whisper in his ear, "m-m-m-monsterkill -kill -kill".

  • D3ads
    • May 28, 2009 at 8:58 PM
    • #17

    Interesting stuff, thanks for posting! The rap lyrics thing was funny as Hell too

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