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13-year old dad Alfie.... NOT THE REAL FATHER!!!!

  • kleinluka
  • March 26, 2009 at 5:30 PM
  • kleinluka
    • March 26, 2009 at 5:30 PM
    • #1

    Soooo as it turns out... Alfie is not the father!!!!

    Read the story here: http://jezebel.com/5185323/alfie-patten ... ar+old-dad

    [Blocked Image: http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2009/Feb/Week2/15222428.jpg]

    AAHAHAHAHAHA wtf?!????

  • Sindwiller
    • March 26, 2009 at 6:09 PM
    • #2

    All aboard the failtrain, I guess.

  • Minos
    • March 26, 2009 at 6:10 PM
    • #3

    Owned

  • Mazy
    • March 26, 2009 at 6:41 PM
    • #4

    Awwww SNAP!

  • 2d-chris
    • March 26, 2009 at 6:44 PM
    • #5

    so ... the plot thickens

  • Punky
    • March 26, 2009 at 7:36 PM
    • #6

    TAKE THAT MEDIA!

  • Sindwiller
    • March 26, 2009 at 7:57 PM
    • #7
    Quote from Mazy

    Awwww SNAP!

    More like... what the deuce? ^^

    Seriously though, I can't imagine how a girl of that age and with that looks can get laid so often by that many 'guys'. I only know ONE case similar to this, but a) she didn't get pregnant (wtf) and b) she's better looking.

  • -HP-
    • March 26, 2009 at 9:03 PM
    • #8

    lul

  • Sentura
    • March 26, 2009 at 9:47 PM
    • #9
    Quote from 2d-chris

    so ... the plot thickens

  • Grinwhrl
    • March 27, 2009 at 1:31 AM
    • #10

    hahahaha, the jr.high slut, there's one in every school.

  • Spellbinder
    • March 27, 2009 at 5:06 AM
    • #11
    Quote from Dark

    hahahaha, the jr.high slut, there's one in every school.

    Oh pls shut the fsck up. What do you call the guys that sleep around? It's no different.

  • Sentura
    • March 27, 2009 at 8:18 AM
    • #12
    Quote from Spellbinder

    Oh pls shut the fsck up. What do you call the guys that sleep around? It's no different.

    how is it no different? guys don't get pregnant at 14

  • Spellbinder
    • March 27, 2009 at 12:35 PM
    • #13
    Quote from Sentura

    Oh pls shut the fsck up. What do you call the guys that sleep around? It's no different.

    how is it no different? guys don't get pregnant at 14

    Uh yes they do. There is allways 2 people involved in pregnancy. Unless they drive with spoon or insimination which i doubt a 14 year old does. And i said sleep around, not get pregnant, or is this a requirement to get pregnant to be called the jr.high slut? If a girl fucks 6 guys in a month she is a slut, but if a guy fucks 6 girls he is a mans man. Fuck that i say, let the girls have fun too. And i really disslike name calling whatever it is. Before you even think about name calling take a long good look at yourself to see if you are perfect in every way. No one is so..........

  • Zyn
    • March 27, 2009 at 5:10 PM
    • #14

    Lullers. Havn't seen anything about this in swedish newspapers yet, cause they're all to effing busy making a lot of noise around this guy I've never heard of it who apparently got himself locked up.

  • Grinwhrl
    • March 27, 2009 at 6:37 PM
    • #15
    Quote from Spellbinder

    Oh pls shut the fsck up. What do you call the guys that sleep around? It's no different.

    Lameo

  • Spellbinder
    • March 27, 2009 at 8:27 PM
    • #16
    Quote from Dark

    Oh pls shut the fsck up. What do you call the guys that sleep around? It's no different.

    Lameo

    Whats that supposed to mean? Lame guy/girl o? You better come up with something more substantional then that. It describe

    73% of the worlds population. Tell me i am wrong and tell my why i am. Or just go back to be spoonfed with advertisment and friends telling you how you SHOULD be. Don't waste my time on trivialities.

  • Skjalg
    • March 27, 2009 at 9:44 PM
    • #17

    Hehe spelly got his warface on

    I think you are right Spellbinder, and wrong. I think its right to tag people like that as sluts, be it male of female.

  • Grinwhrl
    • March 27, 2009 at 10:11 PM
    • #18
    Quote from Spellbinder

    Oh pls shut the fsck up. What do you call the guys that sleep around? It's no different.

    Lameo

    Whats that supposed to mean? Lame guy/girl o? You better come up with something more substantional then that. It describe

    73% of the worlds population. Tell me i am wrong and tell my why i am. Or just go back to be spoonfed with advertisment and friends telling you how you SHOULD be. Don't waste my time on trivialities.

    lol, are you serious?? Is this entire thread serious? No it isn't, so stop putting on your whine face and get a humor bonner! And "Lameo" was to you for complaining like a woman!

  • marks
    • April 9, 2009 at 4:49 PM
    • #19

    Absolutely priceless

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