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THQ knows how to market a game

  • FrieChamp
  • August 1, 2008 at 11:15 AM
  • FrieChamp
    • August 1, 2008 at 11:15 AM
    • #1

    http://www.gametrailers.com/player/37828.html

    :roll:

  • e-freak
    • August 1, 2008 at 11:22 AM
    • #2

    -snip-

  • dux
    • August 1, 2008 at 11:35 AM
    • #3

    Ok I couldn't even finish watching that.

  • Jetsetlemming
    • August 1, 2008 at 11:48 AM
    • #4

    While the porn star makes you feel like they're desperate for attention because the game isn't shaping up to be all that good...

    There was a shot in there of someone getting tossed towards a jet engine.

    They have my attention.

  • Thrik
    • August 1, 2008 at 12:17 PM
    • #5

    At risk of pointing out the obvious, for those that aren't aware it's a parody of Ubisoft's Jade Redmond. :wink:

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  • Buddy
    • August 1, 2008 at 12:26 PM
    • #6
    Quote from Thrik

    At risk of pointing out the obvious, for those that aren't aware it's a parody of Ubisoft's Jade Raymond. :wink:

    THERE IS ONLY 1 JADE!!! No pornstar can do better than JADE!

  • Thrik
    • August 1, 2008 at 12:56 PM
    • #7

    Weird. I've seen it written as both Raymond and Redmond in various respectable places, but Raymond does indeed seem to be the correct one.

    Wonder why so many sites/people got it wrong in the past (Thus making me get it wrong!!).

  • FrieChamp
    • August 1, 2008 at 1:58 PM
    • #8
    Quote from Thrik

    At risk of pointing out the obvious, for those that aren't aware it's a parody of Ubisoft's Jade Redmond. :wink:

    So is it a parody of a specific video with JR? I certainly didn't see the connection.

  • 2d-chris
    • August 1, 2008 at 2:15 PM
    • #9

    lol at the person getting thrown into the jet engine.

  • Thrik
    • August 1, 2008 at 2:27 PM
    • #10
    Quote from FrieChamp

    So is it a parody of a specific video with JR? I certainly didn't see the connection.

    Did you have your sound off when you watched it? The woman is saying that she's the new producer for Saint's Row 2 (Jade was the Assassin's Creed producer), and the video is entitled 'Dev Diaries'.

  • Zeta
    • August 1, 2008 at 2:44 PM
    • #11

    i giggled at the hot dog costume. but on a serious note, i have no idea what this game is about / am aware of an original

  • FrieChamp
    • August 1, 2008 at 2:57 PM
    • #12
    Quote from Thrik

    So is it a parody of a specific video with JR? I certainly didn't see the connection.

    Did you have your sound off when you watched it? The woman is saying that she's the new producer for Saint's Row 2 (Jade was the Assassin's Creed producer), and the video is entitled 'Dev Diaries'.

    The woman is Tera Patrick and THQ recently announced that she has been brought on board as "special producer" on Saints Row 2:

    http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/53871

    I don't know, this could all be somewhat related to Jade Raymond and indeed a parody, yet it seems a bit far fetched...I still think it's just a promotion stunt, even if not meant 100% seriously.

    EDIT: ok having actually watched an episode of JR's "Assassin's Creed Dev Diaries" this has just become a lot more likely

  • e-freak
    • August 1, 2008 at 3:37 PM
    • #13

    -snip-

  • Inveramsay
    • August 1, 2008 at 4:13 PM
    • #14

    Simply brilliant!

  • kleinluka
    • August 1, 2008 at 4:46 PM
    • #15

    hmm..boobs! i'm sold!

  • Minos
    • August 1, 2008 at 5:14 PM
    • #16

    Tera Patrick is so fucking ugly though...

  • Taylor
    • August 1, 2008 at 5:18 PM
    • #17

    There are two things more depressing than a games company hiring a hardcore porn star to market a game: the pathetic comments from horny teenagers celebrating it, and thusly the fact the stunt has worked perfectly.

    Quote from kleinluka

    hmm..boobs! i'm sold!

    It’d be like chucking a sausage down the M4.

  • FrieChamp
    • August 1, 2008 at 5:25 PM
    • #18
    Quote from Minotauro

    Tera Patrick is so fucking ugly though...

    No, you are Brazilian. Your scales for brunettes are messed up, you are spoilt that's what you are!

  • -HP-
    • August 1, 2008 at 5:33 PM
    • #19

    lulz

  • hessi
    • August 1, 2008 at 6:56 PM
    • #20

    you mean silicone boobs. loose!

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