Max Payne [movie]

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wtf is that shit.

You'll be saying that a lot when you see the movie, if you haven't already.

Isn't Olga Kurylenko playing exactly the same role as in Hitman movie?

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Isn't Olga Kurylenko playing exactly the same role as in Hitman movie?

As in the new bond movie (quantum of solace) - seems she's quite succesfull with playing the same role over and over again

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You'll be saying that a lot when you see the movie, if you haven't already.

I certainly did.. many times. I was temped to walk out only I didn't wanna leave my friend behind who seemed to be enjoying it.. :-|

My thoughts, I'm not going to bother spoilering this, as it'll stop people here watching such a crap excuse for a film;

> The whole demons flying around the sky thing was so fucking lame, it reminded me of Constantine, another largely shit film.

> Jim as Ludacris was appalling and about as shallow as you'd expect, much like most of the characters. It's hard to feel sympathetic to Alex Balder when he snuffs it, being he has as much depth as a Beano comic and looks like a tramp.

> BB is the main guy and about 30 years older than the original character, instead of working as a policeman he works for Aesir Corperation (read.. "pharmacuticals") and seems to be second in command to the Super Soldier project (which unsurprisingly isn't called Valhalla).

> Nicole Horne is in the film but she's largely in the background, it looks like she'll be the main enemy in the second film, although how they'll work that one in now they've royally fucked this up is anyone's guess

> The subway features in one short scene at the beginning where Max is attacked by a group of street punks. Wtf?! Complete wasted opportunity there, like most of the film.

> Isabella?! What happened to Lisa? Come to think of it, what happened to the Finito Brothers? Angello Punchanello? Vinnie Gognitti? Hell, not even any sign of Vlad and Mona's scenes in the film are so dire it's like watching paint dry.... sexy.. hot paint but paint all the same.

Ahhh gods, Max Payne has an excellent storyline already, why does Hollywood have to fuck it up like everything else?

I agree with every single word previously stated. It's a shame.

and I hope they wont make a sequel.

Oh yeah, saw this. All I can remember that they got right was that it's set in New York and there's snow.

This makes the doom movie look accurate, then!

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All I can remember that they got right was that it's set in New York and there's snow.

I lolled.

Dunno about Doom dux, still haven't seen that film

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Dunno about Doom dux, still haven't seen that film

then, please, don't!! rotfl