plz only real funny ones 
What did the blond say after she lost the breaststroke swimming race?
"No fair!, everyone was using their arms"
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Why was the blond 3 hours late after having the power go out at the mall?
Because she was on an escalator.
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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.
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One day, a blonde, brunette and a redhead escape from prison. While they are running, they find an old barn. The brunette goes into the hayloft to see if there is anyhwere to hide, and she finds three old feed sacks. So, the three of them curl into the sacks to hide.
A little while latter, the sheriff and his deputys find the barn and go inside. So far, they dont see anything, so the sheriff sends a deputy into the loft to look around.
The sheriff calls, "Whats up there?"
Deputy, "Nothin' but some old sacks."
Sheriff, "Find out whats in 'em."
So the deputy kicks the first one, and the brunette says "Woof." "Theres a dog in this one!" He kicks the second sack and the redhead goes "meow." "Theres a cat in this one here."
"Whats in the third one boy?" asks the sheriff.
The deputy kicks the third sack and the blonde says "potatoes."
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