Quote from marksLiam you need to check this shit out, they sell it everywhere around here and it is AWESOME:[Blocked Image: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-U6af9vwfN-M/TVw88Cth0ZI/AAAAAAAAACY/qSv3wcOazJE/s1600/Westons-Vintage.gif]
YES! I love that stuff man, one of my favourites!
Quote from KoKo5oVaR- Use a flattened cardbox box on the windows to protect you from the sun
Hahaha we do this in our office. Blinds suck.
Basically created an entire scene using 2x 512x256 textures. This sounds very impressive and people instantly look and think 'wait, it looks like theres loads of unique textures in this scene', but there really isn't. The 2 textures (diffuse and normal) have different textures within each channel; Red, Green and Blue. For example, the red channel in his diffuse is simply a grimy texture to add variance, and the other channels have stuff like decals etc.
To make the colours within the environment, I imagine he's using a constant 3 value within the shader to colourise his grayscale textures.
If you saw his wireframe, it would make a lot of sense. I don't think he's shown a wire screenshot, because it would be very messy!
That has really come on leaps and bounds since I last saw it Jimmy boy, good work! That meat looks awesome.
Welcome to the Core 
Great first post there sir!
Quote from KoKo5oVaR- Draw hidden dicks on the textures of game artists going for a coffee pause
My friend once did that to my other friend at college. He replaced a certain noun he was using a lot, with 'penis'. He handed that essay in as well 
If ordering Mexican food when doing overtime, do not get the spiciest thing on the menu. Your bumhole and colleagues will thank you for it.
If going for a coffee, always leave the nicest part of your model/texture up on the screen so people stupidly think you're awesome.
Angle your monitors away from where people walk, so you can browse Mapcore/Facebook/Polycount/Reddit without the higher ups seeing.
Quote from KoKo5oVaR- When people are playing some games after lunch with their headphones on, go behind their back and ask questions about the game they are playing
Dude you're on a roll! 
In every office there is always the guy who always goes out for cigarettes, and has to let everyone in the office know how cool and hip he is by BEING THE LOUDEST FUCKER IN THE ENTIRE BUILDING ON HIS WAY OUT
Quote from KoKo5oVaR- If you are really not happy with your coworkers and the company policy, annihilate the toilets by taking a crap on the floor. Keep it anonymous !!!
Holy fucking shit dude, you will not believe this.... but somebody ACTUALLY did that at Frontier today. Vilham can back me up on this, though he works upstairs so may not have heard. I'm being completely serious. Fucking weirdos at Frontier I tell you.
Somebody smeared shit on the wall apparently, it caused a right ruckus I can tell you.
We have a guy that goes around the office on a Scooter. He's so fucking annoying. I sometimes do wish I had a Nail Nerf Gun to use against him on his many journeys across the office. 
Biscuits and Fruit are delivered at around 11am on Tuesday and Thursday mornings. The Jammy Dodgers are always the first ones to go, followed closely by the Pink Wafers.
A very humble response, good man! Keep on working dude, your attitude is perfect. 
Quote from ThrikLike most 20-something Brits I tend to drink a lot of cider, mostly:[Blocked Image: http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00872/money-graphics-2008_872053a.jpg]
I used to really like this but I've not seen it around for a good few years now:
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Don't really see any other worthwhile white/sweet beers in supermarkets. Might have to try one of the more refined and sophisticated alcohol shops.
You're a man after my own heart, Thrik 
Pontus used to use the Viewport Canvas in Max to give his models a basic diffuse pass, but you need to do most of your texturing in PS. You could also use polypaint/mudbox if you like, but I suppose that's mainly for high poly stuff. What exactly are you texturing, or are you just trying to learn different techniques?
Quote from MinosReally funny guy and probably the horniest person I have ever met lol.
Please Mino, be careful
Yeah.. Disaronno and Coke is AMAZING! Love that stuff.
Quote from MinosJust do it yourself:
I prefer to cut the halves into 2 wedges though. And three small but VERY important tips for the perfect caipirinha:External Content www.youtube.comContent embedded from external sources will not be displayed without your consent.Through the activation of external content, you agree that personal data may be transferred to third party platforms. We have provided more information on this in our privacy policy.1) Remove the white line inside the limes (makes it taste bitter)
2) NEVER mash the "inside" part of the lime as that makes it taste even more bitter. The stupid girl on that video does that
3) Never drink all the caipirinha at once. Always add more cachaca/vodka before running out of lime/alcohol. You can keep it going with the same limes for a few rounds if you keep adding constantly
Nice one dude!
I'm gonna make some next weekend and do some 3D whilst listening to this:
