Posts by dux

Doom 2016 the moment there was dialogue/cutscene within the first 2 minutes Doom Guy punched it away. Hell yeah.

In Doom Eternal, it feels like there's a cutscene every 2 minutes. What really confused me was when Doom guy walked into a room with those 3 priest guys or whatever the fuck they are and just stood there looking at them. Why am I stood there, just fucking kill them? Oh they're gone now, time for more talking. Hell no.

Ok there's this dude in a cave with big guns. Who the fuck is this guy? What the fuck is going on? Stop talking! I don't care! Why am I not killing?

How did I get in this giant pussy patrol fortress? No I'm not about to read 10 encyclopedia entries on this badly designed and presented menu system to find out.

Why is this a hub game now? What was wrong with kicking in a door and screaming RIP AND TEAR TIME TIMMY

What's that buddy? You were starting to enjoy the combat a bit more? Yeah nah sorry guy. Here, swing off this bright yellow pole instead onto this floating climable concrete coffin that falls out of the sky. Oh also no you can't jump over there even though it totally looks like you can. Lol sorry, try again.

No you can't fight that way, you have to do it this way and only this way or you will die a lot.

I'm trying so hard to like the game but it just keeps fighting me all the way.

Not long to go now. I am fucking

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it's all on you now Valve. Take me to the promised land.

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What I don't understand is they stripped all of this excess and unnecessary weight out of doom 2016 then added it all back in for eternal

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Quote from FMPONE

1 hour ago, FMPONE said: Prevailing opinion seems to be that this game sucks, good thing the mainstream press gave it passing reviews

It doesn't suck but it's a big disappointment for me personally.

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2 hours ago, Radu said: Why is that?

I just can't get into it. I'm not enjoying all the super mario platforming, the story I've got no idea what's going on and who people are and why there are so many cutscenes. I just quit out of frustration through running out of ammo. "uPgRadE yOuR sTuFf" Ok, but I wanna shoot dudes, not play an RPG - there's so much stuff to upgrade. Dooms about the killing and im not having fun. I'll keep going but I'm a bit disappointed, it all looked so cool in the trailers Cool if other's are having a blast glad they like it, it's very well put together but I'm just nah atm.

He's also on one of the magazines in your pussy patrol fortress

So far straight up not having a good time with it ?

All finished. Xen looked great. I didn't have much fun, though

All Joe used to go on about was how much he was "addicted" to quake. How he had a t1 line installed to play it online. He liked to paint a picture of him being a big gamer guy back in the day. He's had John Carmack on before and that was a great podcast. This one though? I dunno what was up, but he doesn't need to be a gaming personality to not be a knob to Hugo who was obviously excited and nervous to be there, he is a fan of JRE after all.

So from sounds of it, seems like it was bit of a shitty podcast.

FPS for Surface Tension is big oof.

My Index is now 3-5 weeks dispatch instead of 2-4 weeks. Plz send thoughts and prayers (AND A GOD DAMN INDEX) to me

Noice, can almost run this in Ultra Nightmare. I've got a 2700x and a 1080ti. Close but no cigar.

You've played the first 4 hours have you, IGN? That's cool. Means I won't read/watch your content to avoid all the spoilers. Thanks for letting me know.

Man what a confusing shit show that was. I, like everyone else was sat there refreshing the page waiting for it to go on sale. The moment it did I slammed that order button faster than an angry blizzard fan review bombing warcraft 3 refunded. A load of errors came up and that was that. Huh? Did it work? Did I order one? No checkout, no nothing. Panic at the disco! Go back to the page and it just says "ordered" Aight? Check my emails, got an email saying I have ordered an index. Sweet! How do I pay for it, what's going on? Can steam work? No? What the fuck is happening? Ok! Look at purchase history and the index is sat at the top saying " order in-process" or whatever. So turns out you don't pay right away (???) but valve sends you an email a week before it's dispatched or whatever saying "Ok we now deem it suitable for you to pay us, peasant." Yes my lords, right away my lords, whatever you say. Just gimme that sweet sweet half life vr.

My estimate is: ships in 2-4 weeks.

It is a lot of money, and valve have a lot of balls to ask for it. But when you consider what is on offer...

Quote from FMPONE

15 hours ago, FMPONE said: Just curious what made you wait to get it at first? I got mine in the initial round (yes, I know they’re not cheap. Not saying anyone is stupid if that’s the reason they waited.)

Had some bills that needed paying off first. Payday is just around the corner, so had it all planned out.

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49 minutes ago, [HP] said:

Hah, nice. I bet they will get sold out before I even get a chance to open the page

Quote from blackdog

1 hour ago, blackdog said: Yeah but what I mean you waited 15 years, there’s no reason to pay an overpriced device. They are gonna restock it.

I've waited long enough bruh. Well, turns out the leak was true, new headsets coming on for Monday. So this is gonna be an absolute shit show with everyone trying to order one.

Waited 15 years or however long it has been now (we all gave up after 7-10, really) for Valve to release a new Half-Life. No, really, it's tough being Valve I get it. All the expectation from previous success, trying to walk around the office without tripping over a mountain of cash every 5 meters, financial security for the next billion years thanks to the amazingness that is steam (Even though we all rebelled against it on release) I get it. But I wan't to play Half-Life 3 on the best kit you can get and Valve are like "yeah nah we only made 10 headsets because we still don't understand our fanbase's desire for Half-Life".

So I'm bitching on here like a self entitled prick because I want a god damn Index!