Quote from Fletchthe bible also says lots of wacky shit about when you can and can't stone people. they're more like guidlines than actual rules.
Like all good westerners we choose what parts are rules and what are guidelines. What parts to beleive in and what parts to change.
Half measures I call it and will be judged by god as such.
Quote from Holemanthey are talking about the butt
Rofl!
You can't be "productive" if you do it with a womans butt now can you? God is not in favor of bun fun, felatio or hairy palms no matter who you do it with, look what happened to Onan that non pruductive dumbkoppf! [Genesis 38:XX]