Parents

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My mom gave a party to her friends once. They all were very drunked. Then came my mom to the kitchen and asked if i want something from the food they had. I said yes. then she took a piece of meat, packed it in alu foil and did it in the microwave. Aluminium in microwave means fancy fireworks

While the microwave nearly started to burn she laughed as hell and wondered what happens there. Then i stopped the microwave, but my mother was so fascinated about it that she wanted to do it again and i had to stop her from burning our appartment

Really i have never seen her as weird before and after.

lol that must have sucked peris.

My bro caught my dad rubbing the maid's ass once rofl. Then we were having lunch and my bro was like "HEY MUM I SAW DADDY RUBBING LUCIANA'S ASS IN THE KITCHEN!!". My daddy was like "WTF STFU YOU SILLY KID" and got all pissed off at him. Too bad my mum didn't really care at that time...

btw, luciana = the maid

First off, I've never seen my parents have sex and i cling to the possibility that they never have had... That I somehow was given to them by some other unknown people...

That aside, the strangest thing my ive seen my parents do.. Well, aside from getting really utterly waster so i have to carry them to bed it must be watching my dad "the day after" just sitting in the couch, in nothing but his underwear with his feet on the table, drinking coke and watching the whole band of brothers in one go.

The strangest thing my mum ever does is to not be angry.. And after i've moved away from home that shit happens alot these days

wee

http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/mom/65558/

mino, im intrigued...PICS PLZ

Quote from Steppenwolf

My mom gave a party to her friends once. They all were very drunked. Then came my mom to the kitchen and asked if i want something from the food they had. I said yes. then she took a piece of meat, packed it in alu foil and did it in the microwave. Aluminium in microwave means fancy fireworks While the microwave nearly started to burn she laughed as hell and wondered what happens there. Then i stopped the microwave, but my mother was so fascinated about it that she wanted to do it again and i had to stop her from burning our appartment

Really i have never seen her as weird before and after.

Man, parents drunk is the shit. At my high school graduation party my mom got wasted off of wine (drunk off of wine tends to make you happy imo) infront of all my friends. It was really funny, she couldnt stop laughing. she passed out around 8 oclock and appologized to me the next morning.

Quote from Minotauro

lol that must have sucked peris. My bro caught my dad rubbing the maid's ass once rofl. Then we were having lunch and my bro was like "HEY MUM I SAW DADDY RUBBING LUCIANA'S ASS IN THE KITCHEN!!". My daddy was like "WTF STFU YOU SILLY KID" and got all pissed off at him. Too bad my mum didn't really care at that time...

btw, luciana = the maid

Maids

Quote from Minotauro

lol that must have sucked peris. My bro caught my dad rubbing the maid's ass once rofl. Then we were having lunch and my bro was like "HEY MUM I SAW DADDY RUBBING LUCIANA'S ASS IN THE KITCHEN!!". My daddy was like "WTF STFU YOU SILLY KID" and got all pissed off at him. Too bad my mum didn't really care at that time...

btw, luciana = the maid

How come you get a maid?

I want a maid

Prolly when my mom shall do the "fuck you" and lift her point finger or when dad plays car game on xbox, he take it sooooo easy, so the cars does several laps before he have done one . We have our own kinda humor in our family tho, the other day we was in town and me and my dad walked pat a fish market and dad said "Hello girls", but maybe its just my humor

Quote from MrH2o

Prolly when my mom shall do the "fuck you" and lift her point finger or when dad plays car game on xbox, he take it sooooo easy, so the cars does several laps before he have done one . We have our own kinda humor in our family tho, the other day we was in town and me and my dad walked pat a fish market and dad said "Hello girls", but maybe its just my humor

No wonder Norwegians think swedes are silly