Broken Sword - The Serpent's Curse

For those of you who have a hard time understanding .jpegs, the following things can be yours for 50 buckaroos.

4 .pdf documents

a forum account

i dunno like 6 postcards or posters or desktop backgrounds or something?

access to a diary

a game maybe

For the low price of only 45 bucks, I'm putting up for offer:

5 .pdf documents (20% more pdf documents)

2 forum accounts

8 desktop backgrounds

access to my diary

a game maybe

hold on now, let's not rush into anything.

for the even lower price of 40 monopoly dollars i will offer:

10 pdf files (this is 100% more than the 20% above the base standard offer, no deviations or derivatives, terms and conditions apply)

1 forum account and 1 AOL Instant Messenger account, included is a free AOL 30 day trial internet CD. that's 30 whole extra DAYS of internet access to use exactly how you want, it's impossible to pass this up.

a free tutorial on the prntscrn button. this opens up a whole new world of creating your own, self-empowered desktop backgrounds. no longer will you be opressed by standard and unoriginal desktop backgrounds, but you will be free to have wacky pictures of your cat with googly eyes staring back at you every time you open your computer desktop.

access to a dairy. milking lessons included.

a board game from 1978. half the pieces are damaged or missing. use the power of your imagination to fill in the gaps!

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hold on now, let's not rush into anything.for the even lower price of 40 monopoly dollars i will offer:

10 pdf files (this is 100% more than the 20% above the base standard offer, no deviations or derivatives, terms and conditions apply)

1 forum account and 1 AOL Instant Messenger account, included is a free AOL 30 day trial internet CD. that's 30 whole extra DAYS of internet access to use exactly how you want, it's impossible to pass this up.

a free tutorial on the prntscrn button. this opens up a whole new world of creating your own, self-empowered desktop backgrounds. no longer will you be opressed by standard and unoriginal desktop backgrounds, but you will be free to have wacky pictures of your cat with googly eyes staring back at you every time you open your computer desktop.

access to a dairy. milking lessons included.

a board game from 1978. half the pieces are damaged or missing. use the power of your imagination to fill in the gaps!

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Stfu already and take 40 of my $1 monopoly dollars you bastard.

ahahahahaha

adventure games.

for the low low price of $0.00 i will offer not to buy any of the above, leaving more offers for all you true hardcore fans of monopoly