- Have fun with your co-workers, forget your ego, don't be negative and listen to what people have to say, let everyone add something to the project; also, stay true to the ethics you have in your personal life, it isn't worth it, it's not a fatality you are not an agent of some company, if you want that, go and enlist yourself in the army.
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Quote from Tailgunner
I've met people who got fired for exactly that. Scary.
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Quote from KoKo5oVaR
- Have fun with your co-workers, forget your ego, don't be negative and listen to what people have to say, let everyone add something to the project; also, stay true to the ethics you have in your personal life, it isn't worth it, it's not a fatality you are not an agent of some company, if you want that, go and enlist yourself in the army.
this !
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If you have sex at the office please don't dispose the condom on the garbage bin in the toilet that everyone else uses, specially if that very same bin is empty (happened at Ubisoft, we still don't know who the hell used the condom lol)
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brazil~~
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Quote from KoKo5oVaR
brazil~~
was probably a gang rape
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Quote from Rick_D
on food: prepare the most foul and pungent smelling food products, fish is a good choice, at least 15 minutes before everyone else has lunch so that your stench permeates everybody's food. similar to a cat spraying piss on things to mark it.
30 days old cheese in the freezer is a nice choice too
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Funny thing, I was the last person to leave the office before the boss and the guy he was having an interview with
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- a lava lamp makes cozy light on your desk when you have to work late hours
- don't touch the game magazines that lie next to the toilets. they are sprinkled with piss
- when you have a long commute after work don't eat foods at the office that give you diarrhea
- don't eat dry fruits if your digestion system isn't used to them. your colleagues will appreciate it
- never make a racist joke
Quoteunless it's really, really funny
- if the air conditioning is too cold take your shirt of and harden the fuck up
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Quote from Steppenwolf
- a lava lamp makes cozy light on your desk when you have to work late hours- don't touch the game magazines that lie next to the toilets. they are sprinkled with piss
- when you have a long commute after work don't eat foods at the office that give you diarrhea
- don't eat dry fruits if your digestion system isn't used to them. your colleagues will appreciate it
- never make a racist joke
- if the air conditioning is too cold take your shirt of and harden the fuck up
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If your office has poorly ventilated bathroom facilities, don't have a gigantic, disgusting, smelly shit and then leave the door wide open so the smell may invade the entire office and get sucked into the air conditioning. Or, do this if you have malicious feelings towards your employers and colleagues.
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- Don't shout "sieg heil" for fun in the elevator, a gothic co-worker behind the doors may take it for him
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- Hold your tears when you go with your lead artist for a smoke and he tells you : "you see, this is the best moment of the day"
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- When people are playing some games after lunch with their headphones on, go behind their back and ask questions about the game they are playing
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- Get told in your first ever on-site interview by the lead interviewer that "This is our interview, we ask the questions here" in a really childish manner. Whilst the other 6 guys in the room look on with disinterest and a desire to self harm.
- Never get compensated for your 5h car journey, spend £100 on petreol for 40 minutes of interview time. Then wonder to yourself in the journey home why none of the "Game designers" don't understand a figure 8 deathmatch map.
- Stand outside in cold ringing front bell to be let in as you watch secretary talk on phone and ignore you. Wonder why I bothered.
- Be told after another 5h car journey for a junior position that you were second in favour of someone with experience. Wonder who the fuck these people are.
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Quote from KoKo5oVaR
- When people are playing some games after lunch with their headphones on, go behind their back and ask questions about the game they are playing
Dude you're on a roll!
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- When somebody is working with headphones on, and you are standing close enough to hear their music, but not in front of them enough for them to see you and take their headphones off ... that is a good time to talk to them about whatever issue you may have that you need to talk to them about. And if they ignore you, or don't appear to even realise you're there, thats a good enough reason to get annoyed with their "attitude".
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- When you have explained no less than 4 times a critical issue with another artists work which directly affects your work ... when they still don't understand your clear, simple explanation - it is not okay to get frustrated with them. It is however okay for them to berate you about the fact that you won't leave them alone.
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I'd love a Mapcore-spinoff of The Office...
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