two weird questions

    hi there guys,

    there's two things i'd like to know. ill get to the point straight away:

    - what is the most agressive cleaning fluid?

    you see, my kitchen is a dirt-heaven. there's this greasy filth everywhere (from ages of cooking and baking) and i cannot get rid of it with any standard abrasive. so if anyone has any tips on this.. oh, and ill be sure to ask elsewhere too. any tips are welcome, from cleaning methods to products. remember: this is the most persisitent kind of filth you can imagine!

    - anyone know a cheap, fun, good but safe prank i could draw on my girlfriend?

    she pranked me pretty hard and im aching to get her back but i just cant get inspired right now. so if anyone knows something cheap and fun (and preferably safe) i'd be more then happy to adopt te idea. im not afraid of hard work or long preparations btw.

    i know these questions are quite out of the ordinary but im pretty serious about 'em, thats why i posted this in OT. hope something useful will come out of this!

    sincerely

    saran wrap on the toilet bowl

    she has no reason to lift the seat (I hope) so you're gold no matter what comes out of her. prepare to be severely reprimanded

    Flour in the hair dryer is always win.

    For cleaning, really depends on the dirt. Hot water with vinegar (lots, buy a big 5l tub) should cut through most grease. Then get out some brillo pads (depending on surface) and use your muscles.

    Quote from Buddy

    i think you answered 2 questions at one time.

    Yes he did. I got cilit bang sprayed in my eye at a party. Great fun

    thanks for the cool suggestions guys

    Quote from Ginger Lord

    Flour in the hair dryer is always win.For cleaning, really depends on the dirt. Hot water with vinegar (lots, buy a big 5l tub) should cut through most grease. Then get out some brillo pads (depending on surface) and use your muscles.

    great cleaning tip and yeah, im afraid ill have to use my muscles allthough i will let it soak for a day or 2 before trying to scrub the grease off

    Quote from 2d-chris

    Or when shes sleeping put some shaving foam in her hands, then tickle her face

    And shave off whatever she has of facial hair (or her normal hair)

    Quote from robert.briscoe

    Im surprised nobody has sugested a good early morning teabagging, that or fart on her face. Either way hot sex is sure to follow.

    instawin

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