Posts by Sprony

  • What's going on with your life?

    I don't want to be Mr. Negative and it really starts to feel like I've become a professional complainer. These are all first world problems, but bare with me and judge for yourself!

    On top of all the shit I've got going on I just really wanted some game time so I could relax. I'd pre-ordered The Witcher 3 CE. All of a sudden this pre-order was missing at the vendor so no CE for me. Since money was tight I didn't care too much. I then pre-ordered a Steam key from a 3rd party vendor. On the day before release they changed it to a GOG key. I had to cancel my order, get my money back (you know the hassle) and then buy it on Steam. Just when I was about to enjoy it I got word that my CE was underway to my old address. I'm still sorting that one out.

    I forgot to upgrade my video card so I could only play it on low. With money being tight and all I turned to the second hand market. I'm not a fan of this. Not for electronics. After days of searching I finally found one. But it was too far away. I never buy stuff for over 30 euros if I can't pick it up myself. So I explained my wariness to the seller. He not only gave me his address but also a copy of his passport. I checked his bank account details at the Police website and everything seemed legit. So I funded him 117 euro. Heard nothing after that. That same day his bank account got flagged and his details went up on a website. He conned about 8 people. Of course we reported him but you can forget the money. His stuff proved to be false so I can't go over and smash his head in.

    Luckily I have the most awesome wife in the world and she bought me a brand new 960 GTX from her vacation money. Which should have come with a Witcher 3 key but they ran out. But who's complaining? I'm running The witcher 3 on Ultra settings now. But my monitor from not a year old acts strange. I used to have it connected through VGA. Now through HDMI. That doesn't work properly. So I had to call support and they are going to pick it up leaving me without a monitor for 2 weeks. With no guarantee that it will be fixed and no money for a new one. Sprony's positive outlook on things is really starting to crumble by now.

    But I've got amazing friends so I can borrow a monitor and still play. All is good and I'm looking forward to a weekend of playing. When I want to go down the stairs yesterday there's a cat on there. I almost stepped on his head. Luckily I avoided him and I didn't have my daughter with me. Unfortunately though I went down one storey. I have several severe bruises, difficulty walking and I broke my fingers (of my good hand). I can't play (typing this with one hand) or properly masturbate. Even wiping my ass is difficult. I had to call in sick for work (can't drive and I can barely operate a computer) and I can't take care of my daughter. I can't even lift her up. By now, I'm not even bitter. I just think it's hilarious. So I sign off leaving life with this:

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  • What's going on with your life?

    Quote from Sjonsson

    Here's a story without no deep meaning, it's just weird.

    So I was enjoying my breakfast this morning and on the other side of the street, on the second floor, I saw a figure further into the apartment but I wasn't sure whether it's was person or not. I didn't mind and just kept on eating and looking out of the window. Short after, this figure started moving and I notice it's a full naked young woman standing there, looking straight out of the window. I kept looking out of curiousity (and yes because she was naked and good looking), but what was she doing anyway? She stood there for a minute or so and then I noticed her looking at my window.

    Got me thinking she probably thought I'm a complete perv staring out of my window at her. A couple of seconds passed and she leaned forward towards the window and at that point I had a good view on what she looks like and then something unreal happend! She picked up a pair of binoculars!

    Standing straight up, clearly in view for anyone on the other side of the street, she continues looking at me this way for a couple of seconds. I stand up to get a glass of water, turn around and then she's gone.

    So many questions!

    What do you mean so many questions? There's only one. Which apartment is hers?