Ugggh. And mine. Swedish marketing types speaking Swenglish peppered with bullshit words.
"We're number 1 at establishing near-shore beachheads!"
Doesn't that mean you're shit? I thought the whole point of a beachhead was to capture and secure a large area away from the shore? So what, you can barely get out of the boats or something?
"Lets do some blue sky thinking"
Yeah, I'm thinking I wish I was lying on a beach somewhere thinking about blue skies not sat in this bloody meeting.
Fscking tools...