Agreed, I'd like for a moderator to lock this until I can get home and show the lighter side of my work.
Sorry about all this.
Agreed, I'd like for a moderator to lock this until I can get home and show the lighter side of my work.
Sorry about all this.
Quote from von*ferretLock or delete this thread, this is not amusing. You can not be seriously expecting constructive criticism on this. Its not even remotely close to the quality work that people build here, nor is it appropriate content. Find another site to post this on.
When I get back home, hopefully in a few days, I'll post all of the content of the arena. There is enough content for it to be taken under serious consideration.
Please keep the "penis" comments to yourselves, guys. This is not intended to be a penis, nor is the name of the map. There is absolutely no humor in this.
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Got burned there?
Quote from Pericolos0to EOT with this shit
It's a work in progress and I'm gathering the popular opinion from the public.
nt though.
Ok, you're entitled to your own opinion.
Hey guys,
I'm sick and tired of the boredom associated with de_ and cs_, so I decided to make a map centralized around:
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This is the MARK V CAWKPAWD.
Features include:
- Left/Right turn signaling, animated sprite. This allows you to signal in advanced on the cawkpawd interstate maps.
- Brake Texture, red sprite on S input from game_ui.
- Left/Right "mirrors" to provide enhanced forward, backwards view. (fuinc_monitor, point_camera)
- Water skis (not shown)
BUT THIS IS WHERE IT GETS FLAT OUT AWESOME:
- Four speakers on the side of the cawkpawd project music at around 100ft in hammer units, cycles thru 4 50 cent songs. Jam music whilst riding in your cawkpawd.
- Left, right, forward, backward damage detection brushes play sound thru ambient_generic in cockpit, allows player to detect collision audibly.
I've finished the preliminary body on six brush models. Six cawkpawdz will be assigned to fy_cawkpawd, and I expect the response from the community to be explosive. What do you guys think?