Posts by KoKo5oVaR

We never knew who it was at punchers impact !! a guy took a very very close picture of the drama with a really good resolution and posted it by email to the entire team; was very cool to see after a coffee in the morning. We gave the anonymous superhero a surname like crapinator of super crapman

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Can I ask more informations on that ?

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- The better part of valor is discretion, in the which better part I have sav'd my life.

These statements (from my personal experience) are purely subjective and tainted with irony directed as an humorous goal, please; don't take them for granted.

- The scapegoat is a very important person in every dev team, he keeps people together because of their hate for him. You can easily recognise a scapegoat : this is the person the team criticize or make fun of at every lunch

- Game developer girls usually don't like to share their harem with another one although they could be best friends

- Have fun playing some quizzes with your co-workers during the time of the year for salary revaluations and bonuses; who did the less coffee pauses ? who is the most professional ? or who made the best normal map ?

- If the company boss shows himself more in the medias than the games he is selling, run away !!!!

- Don't crush the dreams and hopes of your co-workers with your silly cynical points of view

- Don't be the gestapo spy of the direction, it may give you the position of creative director after one year of game industry experience, but once the company run out of business you will be judged for crimes against humanity

- People often aren't cool with interns because they can actually take their jobs; plus they are not here for too long so why bother

- When a producer comes to your desk, crouch down to your level, say nice things about your work and then ask you a hand for a little something, say no ( if you can )

Sounds like tradition !!!!

- Mafioso style : Say to someone false strictly confidential information and see if it's coming back to your ears in the next days

- If you have an awesome game concept you are very enthusiastic about to the point of making a complete game design document; don't show it to your company executives ( especially if you are currently working at ubisoft )

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Of course there is exceptions

- If you are really not happy with your coworkers and the company policy, annihilate the toilets by taking a crap on the floor. Keep it anonymous !!!

- If you really don't like someone, find a dead animal outside : bird, mouse .. and put it on their desk

- buy some ham for lunch and put a piece on the mouse of a co-worker

- switch keys on the keyboard of a "coder"

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if you want to be cool with "the colleagues", get a nerf gun and ride around on a scooter in the office.for extra coolness turn the nerf gun into a steampunk gun by glueing lego technic cogs to it

Excellent advice, a cheaper version of this technic with rubber bands for the poor persons of the forum :

Important information :

- Make awkward sexual positions with the figurines of your co-workers when they are not at their desk

- Don't forget gay jokes when meeting a co-worker in the bathrooms

- Don't trust people who claim to keep a clear line between their professional and personal life

- Keep your food out from sight

- Be nice to the janitors and get a smoke with the security agent of the building

- If you have a nice chair, attach it to your desk

- Don't give advices to game devs +40 years old