Got it right, but i was extra focused because i knew your test tried to trick me and my brain.
Posts by DaanO
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studio is finally finished. i'm gonna start recording tomorrow. all instruments are tuned, enough beer and lsd in the fridge
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no man, gay or straight, is prepared for the horrendous experience of having 3 penisses. period
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It's drunk syndrome, but do pay no attention, please. I did have a dream once about having 2 extra penisses, right above each knee. In this dream i was sitting on a chair and some Asian girl was try to suck the extra penis on my left leg, but i completely shocked by having those penisses, so i couldn't get it hard or anything. After i woke up, i was so happy to be normal again
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which is easy if you've got two dicks of different lengths, like me
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i wrote a song the other day about the scale of the universe. the lyrics were
C
the universe,
Am
is big
C
the universe,
Am
is big
E F G A
just, like, my dick
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I love it, even though (hides) the proportions seem to be off compared to the ref picture. For example, in the picture the cart looks longer compared to height, and the front wheel is almost the same height as the carriage, instead of half its size
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cool > tough, anytime
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just kidding duffy. i guess i just don't like boobies that make me seasick
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worried about tastelessness in mapcore....... /looking at duffy's avatar
but it is a great piece of technology, nice stuff. my guess, in 15-20 years we have something like that combined with google streetview. and all sorority showers. tastelessness...... out.
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maybe safety. or it's a monastery and monks want some peace and quiet surroundings. maybe it's a fortress where they could spot the enemy early, who knows. only thing i'm sure of is that it's older than the invention of the truck
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iceland, wintertime. tickets are particularly cheap right now!
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climbing/hiking trip in iceland. no ropes for the win! tomorrow i'll have a decent picture
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sa74n: iceland!
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hometown bitchfight!
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Are you by any chance from Finland?
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(too lazy for pictures warning)
But anyway:
Malta: By far the weirdest country i've visited yet (out of a decent 35). Everybody's been in charge on the island, the Arabs, the English, Italians and whatever they called themselves before they were Italy, the French, name it. And it shows. It's a small country that you can see pretty decently in a week, and it's the only country where you'll find ancient catacombs with the bones still in 'm (and no security so d3 you can go lie next to them and take supercool gothic pictures
) next to an ugly JFK memorial thingy. Many movies are recorded there so there's a fun studio and sea storm simulator, they know how to cook their fish and the weather is awesome in the summer. The public transport on the islands (don't know if this still applies) consists of old school busses and during Christmas the entire country changes into some kind of Las Vegas light freakshow.Iceland: Prettiest sights i have ever seen, more impressive deserts than the bloody Sahara, great waterfalls, the famous Geysir and what not. I'm pretty sure that any picture anyone will be able to find on the web will be incredible. Besides this the people are really friendly. I remember a restaurant where you could eat what you want and afterwards just tell the cook what you had and he's charge that. I remember wanting to visit a lighthouse, and we could just borrow the key at some bar, that kind of stuff. Another plus: gorgeous women who are direct and will just ask whatever, but that may also be thanks to my gorgeous ass.
St. Petersburg: For all the obvious reasons.
The old city center of Marrakesh: It's a place where all the cliches are true. Blind beggars with white eyes and long beards that ask for money in muttered Arab, young idiots that make the snakes dance (what's the word for this?). It's basically a maze of small corridors, stairways and little shops where you can buy carpets, Moroccan guitars, clothes, rusty rings and what not. It's also really cheap. I don't remember the Marrakesh hotel prizes but in Casablanca i paid 7 euro's a night for a hotel room in the city centre. It's an insane country where there are just more smells, more to see at any given moment, more sounds than in Europe or in the US. It's one big sensory overload. Only downside is that it can be dangerous. I hitchhiked across the country when I was 19 i think, alone, and got a knife on my throat in the countryside. But the public transport is fine and safe.
Val Sinestra: Val Sinestra is one of my best childhood memories. It's an old kurhaus, and now a chique but really affordable hotel. In the summer the Alps are really beautiful, but there's still some snow on the mountaintops. Everybody that likes drawing landscapes (like yours truely) should go here. It's a little heaven on earth.
Other places i liked: The artist quarters somewhere around LA, where ginsengavenger lived (can't think of the name right now), i remember a night of the weirdest conversations, drinking beer on the corner of the street listening to some ancient negroes playing Jazz, and a musictree! Jaw Jaw, a town in Surinam in the Amazone where my mom lives, the most relaxed place on earth and monkeys in the morning, Metz' centre (France), but no particular reason, Murano, one of the other islands of Venice, some small towns in Croatia (pictures above), Parisian graveyards, there's something very computergamelike about 'm and you can have a beer with Jim Morrison's ghost, Berlin, the entire city is the opposite of chique (buying cases of beer in bars?) but i loved the squatted places (free place to sleep if you ask nicely and pose as a squatter), all of it's obvious history and it's entire atmosphere, Istanbul, also for all of it's obvious reasons.
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Duff-e, have you read Oblomow by Goncharow? If not, go get it! If you like Russian authors
