Fuck you mino.
Posts by dux
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I've seen two. And that was the intro ride. :monocle:
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So far:
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The fov is fucked. It's default I believe is 65, and that doesn't work for PC or me. What's even more funny is I had to download a 3rd party app to fix this for widesreen. Laughable.
The mouse is fucked. It's unresponsive and feels very sluggish.
My Malaria has impeccable timing. Go through a door and bam! It starts acting up. Go into the red zone and it again mysteriously begins to affect me.
Vegetation in Africa is made of rubber. If I walk over a plant or drive over it, it magically springs back up.
My machete only likes to kill people. Swing it at a tree or plant and it goes right through as if it wasn't there.
The A.I has many retard moments. The first enemy I ever met I didn't know was an enemy. I walked right up to him and tried to talk to him, I couldn't so I stand there looking at him trying to figure out what he's doing then he suddenly turns to me and starts to shoot me.
All the speed dials in a vehicle work and function to your speed. If you look at your feet however, they never move the pedals.
You can't answer your mobile when in a vehicle. Apparently that would give a bad impression to the impressionable youth of today. Carry on shooting thousands of Negroids, though. That's fine.
Your boss seems to have magic vision, as soon as you complete an objective he rings you instantly as if he's psychic.
Some gun emplacements are bugged. I used one and couldn't actually get off of it, as if my hands were glued to the gun itself. Reload.
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It looks okay.
Voice acting is decent.
Runs smoothly.
Vehicles are responsive.
Weapon animations are nice to watch.
The map is a nice feature.
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Oh wow let's open the political discussion forum!
hur hur hur
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Quote from Minotauro
never finished it before
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The Game Guru
Deliberate Competitive Fun Veteran (DCFV)
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I re-watch the old ones too when I've got nothing better to do.
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As Reginald D. Hunter once said: It would be like Morgan Freeman in that Movie deep Impact. Black man finally getting to be a president but the country ain't worth a shit no more.
P.S That woman is insane. Look at her eyes.
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Do you ever buy anything other than climbing stuff. go live on a mountain already!
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Another buggy game? I especially hate it when they can't even make widescreen work properly. Grah.
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Be pretty sweet if more multiplayer games were like this by just opening your browser and then just play a game.
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LucasArts are onto a winner here.
Hah what am I saying. Of course they aren't.
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The designers or producers shouldn't say such dumb things, clearly.
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God damn duke 3d rocks. How about you release some of this stuff you keep making instead of always posting pics of it here quakis

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Sorry frie, I didn't quite catch that
Quote":1d40vt0a]Dont like it? Go play Fallout2 for fuck sakes, seriously...
Haha, maybe you should go play it instead of us who have.
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There weren’t enough exciting, memorable moments
WHAT! Sorry klein, but that guy is an A grade idiot.
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100/100
Official Xbox Magazine
Games this captivating do not come along often. Between its engrossing story, ginormous world, well-crafted RPG side, and white-knuckle FPS combat, Fallout 3 completely, utterly gives you your $60 worth. [Dec 2008, p.52]
I lol'd. How cna a game get 100/100?! There is no game in the world that deserves that kind of rating. Retarded magazine I see.