Posts by insta

Too bad white-ra lost!! I watched the stream from my couch!

no not that like either

I wanna go (((((

Here's a singleplayer level I've been working on. It's called Whoopservatory!

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It's aaaalmost ready for release. O M G

Awesome work!!

Quote from dux

Why couldn't I have been in control the whole time running through a collapsing bridge? Fucking consoles.

What does that have to do with consoles?? It's just an effect of someone writing such an AWESOME sequence of events in the story.txt file that it's impossible for the player to successfully perform it, therefore the best decision is to make the game take control so the player is sure to fully appreciate the amount of explosives and smoke particles on the screen. It's not a console problem, just a bad design decision :neutral:

The interactive cutscene I hated the most was when the bridge

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exploded

, because it cut from gameplay to EPIC SCRIPTED RUNNING AND JUMPING and I was like "oh cool, the game plays itself now, ill have a drink of water", then at the end of this epic marathon the game gave me a 5 second window to press F to HOLD ON, which I didn't since I was busy drinking water, so I fell to my death, then got to replay the entire bridge sequence. That's when my super-abuse of invisible-mode started.

Quote from Pericolos0

I just spent forever trying to kill that giant tripod thing, I finally kill it and some scripted jeep drives me over and i die instantly

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In the next level you get to fight another one!!

Also, you don't have to shoot his weakspot for terrible, terrible damage, you can just spam him with rockets!!

I just finished the game!! I never finished Crysis 1, so that makes this a better game.

You are hurting my feelings I think. Or I don't get it.

I usually take wu tang clan lyrics and run them through babelfish a few hundred times.

Quote from PhilipK

Also don't give people back rubs while you're asking questions (or when you don't).

They should teach that in games schools.

Oh and congrats!

Do not cry, show your fear, urinate more than necessary or show vulnerability publicly. Doing so will quickly make you a target for other game developers.

Recognize that nights are the worst. You will miss your family, and freedom. You will probably cry, but you had better stifle it into your keyboard so no one will hear.

They don't own the IP anymore.

Quote from dux

I was caught out by this about 4 times thinking I had gone through a checkpoint but hadn't. My own stupidity?

absolutely definitely

oh no my acoustic guitar got repossessed, i cant buy my organic vegetables for my stew anymore

we are gonna be big boys, just let me make a background that doesn't move when you scroll the webpage down, soon we will be able to pay our electronic synthesizer bills haha

im on myspace lmao

no first of april joke guys, nobody is on myspace except for really, really, really bad indie bands haha

haha an engine called inhouse, that shit is crazy, engines developed for specific companies are often called inhouse engines, calling a licensable engine inhouse engine would cause maximum confusion

this must be a aprils fools joke, i can not believe it any other way!!!