Quote from MazyWhat are you smoking? Every aspect of Unreal 2, aside from the eye candy, was cliched wank.
What eyecandy?
Tbh then unreal 2 was a huge mess. Pretty much everything sucked imo
I was bored the other night, so I reinstalled Unreal2 to kill some time.
Holy Jesus, that game is boring. Its just so utterly generic and boring. The weapons feel like toys, the enemies are laughable and the maps look like they were contenders for the annual "Make a square room in UnrealEd and see how many different colour statics you can squeeze in". (Btw, the friendly ship where you are inbetween missions won).
Also, have you noticed that every damn surface in the entire game is reflective? While waiting for the godawful briefing to finish so I could get on with the game, I walked around in the room and tried to find atleast one surface which wasnt causing me to throw up and get dizzy. FISSION MAILED!
OH AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE CHARACTERS!!!
CAPTAIN TITS AND CREW, OUT IN THE GALAXY LOOKING FOR TROUBLE JESUS CHR-
Ok guys I'll stop now.