"Don't be smart with me!" -Valve
lol ![]()
"Don't be smart with me!" -Valve
lol ![]()
What makes me sad is that he actually got a degree in this....
Next time, tell him you work for Valve and that you will perm-ban him from Steam.
Hip-Hop Transvestite Restaurant
Fantastic Turtle Paratroopers
French Bong Enforcer
Flying Squirrel in Toyland
Mexican Manlove Troopers
Christian Transvestite Sisters
Ninja Grizzly Bear Symphony
Angry Bimbo City
Magical Godzilla Inspector
Presidential Landmine Creator
Elderly Grizzly Bear 2000
Geriatric Duck Combat
man, today's games were just awesome. both of them.. italy - romania... oh my god, i was at the edge of my seat the entire game!
and france-NL,..frnace was fighting so much! it was really fun to watch and NL scored some beautiful goals!!!
Retarded Ping Pong Commander
Hitler's Mind Control Basketball
Amish Computer Throwdown
A Boy and His Whale X
Transvestite Raccoon vs. The Space Mutants
At least they are in the tournament ![]()
agreed, i only saw the first half during lunch break but it was pretty shit... croatia was the deserved winner.
GO GERMANY GO!!!
Check out this link, its some kind of "interview" with the developers
THREE computer fans are hoping to make a mint after the PC game they created went on sale in the USA.
Steve Bovis, Tim Croucher and Laurence Francis, all from Maidstone, have dreamt of seeing Limbo of the Lost played across the globe since they first started discussing the game 10 years ago.
Mr Francis, 47, who also provides the voice for the game's lead character Captain Briggs, said it was conceived for Amiga computers that went out of date in the 1990s.
He said: "Everything just sort of fizzled out. Then one day I was working in a pub and Tim and Steve walked in.
"I joked 'I thought you would be millionaires now', and they replied 'actually that is what we wanted to talk to you about'".
The three put their heads together and after three more years of hard work Limbo of the Lost - a PC adventure game - was born. It is a battle between fate and destiny, with players having to work through a series of puzzles and challenges to reach the end.
Mr Francis, a former landlord of The Pilot pub, Upper Stone Street, and now a mature student, said: "It is a sort of comedy come horror. A bit like Monty Python meets Evil Dead.
"Between the three of us we researched, wrote, designed, animated, scripted and developed the whole game from home."
Mr Francis, of Reginald Road, said he hoped their story would inspire other PC users to the full potential of their machines.
He added: "For us it started out as a hobby and then just grow.
"Our hope, if everything goes well with the sales, is that within a year we will all be stopping the day jobs and doing this full time."
Undead Trampoline Rocket .
Christian Soccer Ignition.
Quote from Steppenwolf
Canon
i've never owned a driver's license...or a car....one day.. ![]()
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5LbGNJwX80
one of the best viewed youtube videos (especially in the Netherlands
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i watched some of the other videos and of course all the italians are whining about the first goal and how it was apparently offside and that goal changed everything and that italy would have won if the referee hadn't given it...and if all their good players had been able to play, blah blah blah... First of all 1) Italy played like shit the entire game....so if Holland hadn't scored THEN, they would have scored 3 minutes later anyway... 2) It wasn't offside because one of the italians collided with his own goalie and instead of getting up like a man he was making an act out of it and kept laying on the ground behind the goal and thereby nullified the offside. Stupid whiners. ![]()
looking good! I'd probably make some more content and include some texture flats. Also make sure to specify what type of job you are looking for. You can put an "objective:" line in your resume and briefly describe what you're looking for. I'm saying this because your portfolio has both level design and env art in it.
cool ![]()
and, yes agreed about the links section. it's useless. don't put that on your portfolio.
Quote- the Level Design part tho right in the face is hard to find! the map pic looks like part of a header rather then part of the galerie. Make a thumbnail the size of the other stuff instead.
agreed
Man that really blows!!! I am really sorry. ![]()
If I were you though, I'd save what I could and put it in my portfolio
That way it's not all wasted work.. [Blocked Image: https://migrationtest.mapcore.org/public/style_emoticons/default/mapcore_smilies/emot_shakehead.gif]
congratulations ![]()
heres me
Guardian™ Portrait of the Protector (ISFJ)
We are lucky that Protectors make up as much as ten percent the population, because their primary interest is in the safety and security of those they care about - their family, their circle of friends, their students, their patients, their boss, their fellow-workers, or their employees. Protectors have an extraordinary sense of loyalty and responsibility in their makeup, and seem fulfilled in the degree they can shield others from the dirt and dangers of the world. Speculating and experimenting do not intrigue Protectors, who prefer to make do with time-honored and time-tested products and procedures rather than change to new. At work Protectors are seldom happy in situations where the rules are constantly changing, or where long-established ways of doing things are not respected. For their part, Protectors value tradition, both in the culture and in their family. Protectors believe deeply in the stability of social ranking conferred by birth, titles, offices, and credentials. And they cherish family history and enjoy caring for family property, from houses to heirlooms.
Wanting to be of service to others, Protectors find great satisfaction in assisting the downtrodden, and can deal with disability and neediness in others better than any other type. They are not as outgoing and talkative as the Provider Guardians [ESFJs], and their shyness is often misjudged as stiffness, even coldness, when in truth Protectors are warm-hearted and sympathetic, giving happily of themselves to those in need.
Their reserve ought really to be seen as an expression of their sincerity and seriousness of purpose. The most diligent of all the types, Protectors are willing to work long, hard hours quietly doing all the thankless jobs that others manage to avoid. Protectors are quite happy working alone; in fact, in positions of authority they may try to do everything themselves rather than direct others to get the job done. Thoroughness and frugality are also virtues for them. When Protectors undertake a task, they will complete it if humanly possible. They also know better than any other type the value of a dollar, and they abhor the squandering or misuse of money. To save, to put something aside against an unpredictable future, to prepare for emergencies-these are actions near and dear to the Protector's heart. For all these reasons, Protectors are frequently overworked, just as they are frequently misunderstood and undervalued. Their contributions, and also their economies, are often taken for granted, and they rarely get the gratitude they deserve.
Mother Teresa, George H.W. Bush, Jimmy Steward, and Tsar Nicholas II are examples of Protector Guardian style.
hahahaha
that's awesome!!!! ORANJE BOWEN!!!!!