Posts by Mojo

Quote from The_Postman

*the elevator doors open and there's the Skipper dead in a chair, with a note pinned to him that says "Ho ho ho, now I have a machinegun!"*

This thread is now about writing the Farcry movie script in a choose your own adventure style. Just continue on with the story where the other person left off.

BACKSTORY

Gilligan has now grown some balls and is not an extreme pussy (I mean he saw his best friend the Skipper die). The Professor went apeshit insane and started killin people adn taking Mary Ann and that other girls to his hideaway. Apparently the skipper was in cohoots with the Professor (I guess he really did swing both ways) and the Professor ordered the SKipper to kill Gilligan and Mr. Howell...

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Professor Goon 1 [PG1] (over walkie-talkie): Kzzrtt! Professor, this is PG1. Come in, over! We have a body down here. It appears to be a fat captain, probably that useless Skipper. Kzzrtt!Professor: Kzzrrtt! Christ, Jonas was a good man. Take some men and bring him down to the infirmary. Stay Alert, that bumbling fool will slip up sooner or later and when he does, his ass wil be gone. Kzzrrttt!

PG1: Kzzzzrtt! Roger, PG1 over and out! KRrrzzt!

The Professor hits the red button on his phone, calling his secratery

Professor: Carol, send in Sweet Ginger, tell her that I have a special job for her.

The Professor leans back in his chair, massaging his scalp.

Professor: Damn, Damn, DAMMIT. That little shit Gilligan will fuck everything up.

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awesome mazzle

Stole this from SA but since some of you have problems with it, here we go:

F-16 Pilot ejects 20 seconds after take off, and a SPLIT SECOND from hitting the ground may I add, after trying to do a loop.

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Videos

since we have a quirky way of not doing outside downloads, you will have to go to theposse.org and navigate to our downloads dir and then to these videos.

Video 1 - Outside view 1.3mb

Video 2 - Cockpit view 4.2mb

http://www.avweb.com/newswire/10_06a/br ... 633-1.html

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Pilot error caused a U.S. Air Force Thunderbirds F-16 to crash at an air show on Sept. 14 at Mountain Home Air Force Base, Idaho, the Air Force said on Wednesday. (See below for in-cockpit video of the crash.) The pilot incorrectly climbed to 1,670 feet AGL instead of 2,500 feet before initiating the pull-down to the Split-S maneuver, according to the Air Force news release. The pilot, Chris Stricklin, 31, apparently flew by mistake to the MSL altitude used when practicing the maneuver at his home base, Nellis AFB in Nevada, which is 1,000 feet lower than the Idaho field elevation. The pilot ejected just eight-tenths of a second before impact, after reportedly making an effort to steer the aircraft away from the crowd of about 85,000 ... and now works at the Pentagon, in Washington, D.C. Stricklin suffered minor injuries. The F-16, valued at $20.4 million, was destroyed. When Stricklin realized something was wrong, he exerted maximum back stick pressure and rolled slightly left to ensure the aircraft would impact away from the crowd should he have to eject, the Air Force said. He ejected when the aircraft was 140 feet above the ground. There was no other damage to military or civilian property. Also, the board determined other factors substantially contributed to creating the opportunity for the error to occur, including the requirement for demonstration pilots to convert AGL elevations to MSL altitudes, and performing a maneuver with a limited margin of error. Instead of just zeroing the altimeter to deck level as a result of the crash, procedures have been changed to require that Thunderbird pilots climb an extra 1,000 feet before starting the Split-S maneuver. Pilots must also call out their altitude to the ground safety operator in MSL rather than AGL numbers.

/me gives posteh a cookie for his 20 minute Sidewalky. Cookie likes posteh.

I want to OLD OLD OLD! har

Quote from mikezilla

whole set.yippe.

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I remember one time when I was in havana, getting royally shitfaced that I just passed out. when I woke up I was right across from a building that looked exactly like that.

Crap, now that I have mentioned being in Cuba, the Federales will be on me, so long mapcore, it was fun. Going to pack my bags now so I can flee to Russia or Thailand

omg you are like ... special ... Crank Yankers special.

what the hell jon! you shaved, that is not the Holey I know D: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HIM!

http://www.theposse.org/mojo-land/galle ... e3112_1236

So while browsing the SA forums I came across a thread that gave me an idea that I decided to steal and put up here for you all to do, although we can spill over to other things such of Neo and Smith or Frodo. What ever floats your boat.

Any way this guy just watched Snatch again, and the intro reminded him of the Photoshop thread of long ago where the SA goons Snatch-ified their photos like in the intro to the movie. I think the effect is pretty cool.

N00BS: Open Photoshop. Open a picture of you. Magnetic lasso select yourself. Copy. Create document. Paste into new layer. Save selection mask. Image->Mode->Greyscale. Image->Mode->RGB Color. Fill background with color of your choice. Select yourself. Image->Adjust->Contrast. Fix yourself to your liking. Layer->Layer style->Stroke (you can also do that nifty pen technique). Add text. Upload. Post.

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What?

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Quote from mikezilla

I posted about no spoilers, but thats just what the movie did... to my appetite.Two thumbs firmly up my ass I'd watch Deus Bigalow again before this.

Matrix 3 is a failure that makes 2 look like the Godfather.

Please now you post your funny one liners about how matrix rev ruined your entire life.

I thought I heard that you enjoyed the movie good sir. Maybe my sarcasm detector needs new batteries.

I enjoyed the movie. It wasn't one of the best movies ever, but I think everything came together rather nicely.

Quote from Holeman

thats so sad because he JUST got done saying how unique and one of a kind it is...really sad

yes but he is nervous as fuck. I can never really get myself to watch that video, its almost like seeing a live action Goatse (HAHA I just ruined your thoughts). His hands are just bouncing up and down and if he had a gun he would go on a kiling spree right there.

I am going to tape these and then forget about them and get the DVD when it comes out. Then years later I will find these tapes and laugh at the poor quality.

Too bad Kim is just a terrorist infiltrating CTU.

/me pets his Radeon 9700 Pro ... oh wait.

Quote from Fletch

wow, carrot top. that might have been funny in 1997. no wait, still wouldn't have been funny.

Editted to prove what mike was just saying, so shall we continue?

CArrottop is the perfect example of why people need to wear condoms.

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Quote from cannibalcorpse

damn mojo your taking this way to seriously

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Quote from Fletch

I realized that I haven't been in a good flamewar in years. I kinda miss the chance to pontlessly argue about anything and not have to back up my opinions with fact or reason. Just a whole lot of mocking other people with outlandish claims and insults. So here is my proposal. Post your favorite whatever and I'll insult it. It can be your favorite band, hobby, video game, sport, country, shoe, store, brand, movie, etc. Just name it and I'll insult it like it the pice of crap it is. GO!

well now that I realize that the purpose of this thread is not insult me or fletch its _____________.

I want you to insult the Lord of the Rings Series. Its such an over rated movie trilogoy, I just want to know your opinion.

Quote from Fletch

OH wow, I'm gay. That's so fucking original Mojo. Gonna call me a booger picker next. How about a poopy face. Good to see all that money your family put into college went to buying you dingdongs to stuff your fat face with and hookers that cried everytime they finished servicing you.

I can't compete with the master, I could maybe go a few rounds, but as it can be shown Fletch is still the heavy weight champion of the world.

BTW you're dead after school gets out. See you in the Playground at 3pm. Your lunch money is mine.