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Dream office


Bluestrike

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My dream office would contain:

- Free coffee, free soda, free snacks, free candies, free alcohol, free cigarettes, free parties, free sex, free games, free meals

- Hardwood flooring and a couple of couches

- A hot secretary that would give us blow jobs in return for salary raises

- A nicely shaved peris sitting right behind me

- A stoned steppenwolf on my right

- A depressive evert on my left

- A drunk insta right in front of me

- A bald skjalg washing my underwear

- A dog (labrador) to play with when I'm bored

- 42" monitors for everyone

- Lots of fun work to do!

... or just the whole mapcore gang!

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