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She is a criminal along with all other people who have been drinking and driving, are you gonna release all of them aswell?

I guess that USA really is the land of the free when you are rich and famous.

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Actually - it is solely bicball's fault.

Paris suposedly had "panic attacks" in prison.

WWTDD update on this:

What do we have, voluntary fucking prisons in LA now? No shit she didn't like it and freaked out, that's the point. I'm surprised they didn't just lock her up inside Magic Mountain. "I sentence you to 30 days on Viper and Goliath, and at night you will be confined to Bugs Bunny World where you will be served funnel cakes and those batman shaped popcicles. The grape ones. I think they have strawberry too and I guess you can have those if you want..."

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Paris Hilton gets her power from the fact that people en masse (in US anyway) can't seem to ignore her. If we all ignored her she'd just go away.

So I choose to ignore her by not reading any of the links, changing the channel when she's on TV and passing over articles in the crappy LA Times when we read the paper at the breakfast table.

It's like that Simpsons Halloween episode "Attack of the 50 foot eyesores". Lisa goes to the ad agency who created the ads that came to life as giant monsters and the ad exec says "If you just ignore the advertising it will go away."

"Just don't look...just don't look..."

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99% of america hates her and has no control over what happens to her yet it's everyone's collective fault. that gets the :wtf:

quoted for truth :ssj:

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I don't fucking believe this. 72 hours, and now she's free to go home and get stoned?

Also, this is the top news story on every single channel in southern California. Every single channel. Nobody seems to notice that THE DUCKS JUST WON THE FUCKING STANLEY CUP WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, they're just shitting themselves over Paris.

WOOOOOO GO DUCKS, TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH

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