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not really, it was on the table walking around eating bird food and stuff, and then I had to take a piss and when I got back everyone was like "haha you got a chicken baguette" and I was pretty much pissed at the bird for the remaining 1 day that it stayed with us until it jumped off the balcony :(

'jumped' my ass

they say the taste of vengeance is bittersweet...

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not really, it was on the table walking around eating bird food and stuff, and then I had to take a piss and when I got back everyone was like "haha you got a chicken baguette" and I was pretty much pissed at the bird for the remaining 1 day that it stayed with us until it jumped off the balcony :(

'jumped' my ass

well I'm not sure really, if it jumped or got caught by the wind. It was a really calm and nice day, so since the little fella pooped a shitload a day, we decided that he should have a small house on the balcony (aka. large dunkin coffee box) with food and water supplies. We made sure that the box wasn't going to fly off and we went outside.

Just before we was going to go home, a fucking storm came and it got cold and really windy. And then when we came home, no more chicken :(

But the bright side, he did more wild stuff that other chickens does, he smoked pot, drank beer, ate KFC and got racing stripes!

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