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So we were out skateboarding the mall around 9pm-ish, minding our own business. So these two guys come driving up in their tuned vw golf, you know the type - those 20 - 25 year old guys who've got nothing better to do after they dropped out of highschool so instead they tune their cars and drive around like crazy fucking maniacs, windows all the way down, playing loud hardcore techno.

They get out and one of them goes like, "hey, you messed up my little brother, huh? You'd better watch out or I kick your ass." So we were like wtf. We'd never seen the guy before. And he goes on about how we kicked his brother and that we should show some respect. It went on for a bit, mainly because we kept asking what his fucking deal was.

Sad thing is, the majority of the (younger) people are like that. At least where I live. Picking random fights over nothing. People who think they're everything. I guess you can compare them to chavs.

But does this happen where you live? People acting all though, picking random fights, starting shit about nothing. Even because you look in their general direction.

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I know these kind of kids, usually they are below 20, the ones above are hopeless bags of shit. Its the MTV generation.

So how did it end? What did you do about the great injustice?

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So how did it end? What did you do about the great injustice?
:D

We have those kind of kids, but usually they are below 25. Most of them are harmless. But in the last couple of years small kids (im talking 12-14) have started doing drugs around here and that shit is freaking me out!

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If you've got a skateboard, grab it by one of the trucks and swing it so the other truck hits the guy in the face, preferably the mouth or nose. That will seriosuly fuck his shit up. Plus it will give you a couple of seconds to get a second blow in while he's dealing with the missing teeth or broken nose. I'd suggest one of his kneecaps to prevent him from running or walking very effectively. Again, try to make contact with one of the skateboard trucks. They're harder and will do more damange and can take more abuse.

Now that his face is bloody, and he's hobbled on one leg, it's time to consider your next move. A lot will depend on your friends and his friends. If you feel like you don't have the numbers, consider fleeing on your skateboards. Remember that manueverability is the key against a car. Go for tight areas, quick turns, and areas cars can't drive on. If you feel like you do have the numbers, it's important to make an example of their leader. While his face is bleeding and he's clutching his knee, you might want to consider kicking him in the stomach or kneeing him. This way it signals that you're willing to use your muscles, not just your skateboard. It's important from a psychological position that they understand that you and your friends can fuck them up really badly. This prevents his boys from trying to act like heroes. In a confident tone, suggest they pick up their friend and leave while they still can. Don't try to oversell it.

If any of them still try to come forward and go after you, consider using the edge of your board to deliever a critical strike to their leader's groin. Some people would consider this a low thing to do, but he totally jumped your shit. It's fair game. By now, their leader should have taken enough abuse to stop going. He's going to be spitting and pissing blood for a few days. Now this may not disprove his original hypothesis that you messed with his brother, but it will certainly make him rethink his approach. For your own sake, you might want to carry mase (or a mace) with you for a few days in case he tries to retaliate. This also brings up a good point for everyday safety. Mase will fuck somebody's shit up. Always think about carrying some with you when you skateboard or do other activities that might get you jumped. Sure, women use mase, but people will really stop trying once it takes 48 housr for them to see clearly again.

Or you could just tell the other guy to fuck up. Customs differ culture to culture.

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Hah Jez,

Got the same situation awhile back.

I just stepped out of the train in Zwolle and even before everyone was out of the train, some guy (like 25 yr old) stepped into the train, causing a little slow down for everyone to get out. My girlfriend allready got out the train, and I was just getting when that guy stepped in the way and punched my shoulder with his. So I said to him: ''What's your problem man?'' on wich he replied: ''You wanna fight?!!? You wanna fight!!?''. I just turned my back and got out of the train. He also jumped out of the train and got in front of me. It was then that I put down my lugage and beat him right back into the train. I think it might have cost him a tooth, maybe even a broken jaw.

His appearance?

- small londsdale cap

- lightblue jeans

- bold

- nike air max shoes

It's said, but the people causing the most problems in the Netherlands are Marrocans and chavs... :(

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Yeah, it's the classic thug ruse: saying that you did something to their friend/mother/brother even when you've never seen them before in your life, just as an excuse.

Then again, some crazies don't even extend that courtesy. I've been chased down streets by loons on pills whose only warning was a rapid sprint towards me.

Still, I've been lucky. Never had to physically deal with one of these chumps.

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Gin, a mall should be closed at 9pm shouldn't it? I know they are here in Norway atleast (unless its some special day).

But jez, as Fletch said; Trucks can do quite some damage. Even though you might wanna think twice before bashing onto someone, they might have a big gang or so.

I got a punch in the face once while skateboarding, it was from an ex-military guy. Kinda hurt for a long time, but hell the police saw that he punched me so they dragged him in. (yes the police actually helped a skateboarder, first time evr)

I never get anoyed by chavs or foreigners, basicly since I grew up in a "ghetto", going to school with all the cool kids etc. So I kinda know every one of them.

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