Failed Aprils fool

[MrH2o]

http://www.recordpub.com/article.php?pathToFile=archive/04012006/news/&file=_news1.txt&article=1&tD=04012006

Since the paper dosent show any good image of the box, I've been so kind to look it up for you

http://www.qwantz.com/posterchild/

Isnt this proof enought that Americans are a scared people? I came thinkin of the video thats in the "Bowling for Columbine" movie and i would post it here but youtube seems to be down.

[Section_Ei8ht]

Americans are scared of everything, including themselves. Unfortunatly, rather than face our fears, we would rather hide behind a corrupt judicial system and either go to war or sue when things dont go our way.

God Bless America we'll, not the Bush part

[RD]

I wouldnt call it scared. Rather intelligent

[MrH2o]

I dunno about that, rember when you was a kid, if you saw a box that was wrapped in gold, woulden't you open or admire it? If the boxes was ticking or blinking it would be one thing, but this is ridiciolus

[RD]

Oh i didnt read it all and didnt see the pics. Yes its ridiculous

[dissonance]

Americans are scared of everything, including themselves.

QFT

[The Postman]

Americans are scared of everything, including themselves.

Ugh, yes. I can see how this played out already. Some scared 45-55 year old soccer mom franctically dialing her cell phone and hyperventilating into the receiver to some surprised officer. "OMG THERE ARE MYSTERIOUS BOXES WITH ?s ON THEM DEAR GOD SEND A BOMB SQUAD BECAUSE IF I WAS A BOMBER I WOULD PUT MY BOMB OUT IN THE OPEN WITH BRIGHT YELLOW PAINT AND SUCH. I AM A DUMB BITCH."

Okay, maybe not the last part but seriously, this isn't a surprise for me

[mikezilla]

dude.

i would totally make a bomb like that. make it one of those 10 coin boxes from mario where you have to hit it 10 times to get all the coins. only on the 10th hit, instead of a coin it explodes.

[TomWithTheWeather]

Because the terrorists haven't won until they blowup a small town nobody has heard of...

/me worries constantly about terrorists, video games, going to hell, bird flu, did I turn the stove off, anthrax-laced envelopes, what the latest trend on MTV is, job stealing Mexicans, whether or not I truly support the troops, email viruses, satanic guitars and the satanic music they create, all five locks on my door being locked, black people in general, weight loss, taxes, airplanes I can't instantly identify, my self-image, those crazy liberals, people without patriotic bummer stickers, etc...

[The Postman]

/me worries constantly about terrorists, video games, going to hell, bird flu, did I turn the stove off, anthrax-laced envelopes, what the latest trend on MTV is, job stealing Mexicans, whether or not I truly support the troops, email viruses, satanic guitars and the satanic music they create, all five locks on my door being locked, black people in general, weight loss, taxes, airplanes I can't instantly identify, my self-image, those crazy liberals, people without patriotic bummer stickers, etc...

I love you Tom. Hahaha

[mawibse]

"patriotic bummer stickers" I gotta get myself one of those!

And like The Postman said, loveya Tom.

[kleinluka]

dude.

i would totally make a bomb like that. make it one of those 10 coin boxes from mario where you have to hit it 10 times to get all the coins. only on the 10th hit, instead of a coin it explodes.

lol