von*ferret Posted December 6, 2005 Report Posted December 6, 2005 I just witnessed my conservative 5'6" mother who is relatively quiet and reserved dancing to eminem's "lose yourself" from some tv commercial.. What is the funniest thing you've witnessed your parents do? Discuss! Quote
The Postman Posted December 6, 2005 Report Posted December 6, 2005 My normally sane father whipped into a frothy bout of insanity after the 2000 elections. Dad before elections: progressive, interested in learning, Christian but not nuts. Reads books not from Christian Lifeway stores and used to talk to his two sons about tolerance for all people of all races, religions and sexualities. Dad after elections: spiteful, bigoted, fundamentalist Christian who thinks that blacks, Mexicans, Vietnamese and well, anyone who isn't white is trying to destroy America. So are all the religions that aren't his. So are all the sexualities that aren't heterosexual. He doesn't read books anymore unless they're from Christian book stores. He can't talk without screaming and frothing. What the hell happened? I want my dad back. Bizarro dad sucks. Quote
von*ferret Posted December 6, 2005 Author Report Posted December 6, 2005 everything have to become political =P Quote
The Postman Posted December 6, 2005 Report Posted December 6, 2005 It really happened though And I do want my dad back. I miss him. Quote
von*ferret Posted December 6, 2005 Author Report Posted December 6, 2005 everyone is boring, postman for the win. Quote
johnm487 Posted December 7, 2005 Report Posted December 7, 2005 years ago i witnessed my mom chasing my brother around the house and she fell down the stairs. when she reached the bottom her shoulder went through the wall. I dont think i've ever laughed as hard as i did. Quote
Minos Posted December 7, 2005 Report Posted December 7, 2005 I saw them fucking when I was 7 years old Of course they never knew it. Quote
Bic-B@ll Posted December 7, 2005 Report Posted December 7, 2005 thats what happens when you film it from their closet Quote
DanielAragon Posted December 7, 2005 Report Posted December 7, 2005 now the question is, mino: how long did you watch for Quote
st0lve Posted December 7, 2005 Report Posted December 7, 2005 probably my mom being dragged by the dogs while skiiing into a river. and when mom was more drunk than me, my brother and my friend and his mother all together. in greece. Quote
Minos Posted December 7, 2005 Report Posted December 7, 2005 now the question is, mino: how long did you watch for hah, 3 seconds probably, I was too scared. Quote
TomWithTheWeather Posted December 7, 2005 Report Posted December 7, 2005 now the question is, mino: how long did you watch for hah, 3 seconds probably, I was too scared. Damn your quick. Quote
The Postman Posted December 7, 2005 Report Posted December 7, 2005 now the question is, mino: how long did you watch for hah, 3 seconds probably, I was too scared. Damn your quick. Dude, he was 7. Quote
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