Nazis versus Stormtroopers.

[johnm487]

The Ewoks had help from the rebels anyways. no way could an army of little bears with sticks and stones beat the empire by themselves.

[JynxDaddy]

That's just what they want you to think.

Ewoks would win.

[Izuno]

omfg...Ewoks...please.

I suppose of the Nazis got into a guerilla war...

Ok I will grant this...Empire is the worst bunch of shots in the galaxy.

[von*ferret]

Let me remind you people that the Empire lost to the Ewoks. The fucking Ewoks, man!

Much like the United States, the Empire is not well suited to fighting guerilla warfare. And that was only one skirmish. If there was full on Empire vs Ewoks, there would be no Yub nub, eee chop yub nub, toe meet toe pee chee keene, g'noop dock fling oh ah singing. Ewoks would get f'ing smoked.

Dude. Ewoks. They still lost.

in that sense the french still lost. Yeah they were on the winning sides, but surrender monkey's with sticks really never win do they?

[Fletch]

Ok I will grant this...Empire is the worst bunch of shots in the galaxy.

Depends which timeframe. Early Empire had better shots. Look at the Clone Wars cartoons. Those guys were surgically taking out shit left and right. Empire/Jedi time period needs to work on the target practice a bit more. Maybe repetitive cloning leads to degrading quality, like a photocopier.

[ginsengavenger]

ok how about Ewoks vs the French

[Fletch]

[ginsengavenger]

But where does the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man fit in::::

[The Postman]

fixed!

[Kosmo]

This begs a question if we are talking about the empire of Old movie era, or the Empire after the movies, since I believe that even with the Empire after the Rebel victory and Emperor dead even the Grand Admiral Thrawn and his mighty strategical attacks FROM THE FUCKING SPACE WITH A STAR DESTROYER AND A FLEET OF HALF A DOZEN SQUADS OF TIE FIGHTERS would wipe the Nazi germany from the face of the earth. But I could see how Nazis might come victorious from this battle, I mean, Big Bertha shot shells almost to the Stratosphere, so if they would be able to shoot it 50 times longer, they might hit the Thrawns ship for sure

[D3ads]

Haha, Fletch got owned.

[von*ferret]

kosmo is nerd for the year jk jk jk

once something hits space doesn't it continue to move in that direction and velocity until physicaly knocked off of course? cause then you'd just have to get it into space and hope its directed towards the star destroyer.

[Kosmo]

once something hits space doesn't it continue to move in that direction and velocity until physicaly knocked off of course? cause then you'd just have to get it into space and hope its directed towards the star destroyer.

Basically yeah, but Big Bertha almost shot a shell to the stratosphere, you'd need alot more power to give the projectile enough push to calculate where it penetrates to space and to calculate accurate trajectories and the influence of near gravitational forces. So you'd need alot more power than what BB had.

[Alf-Life]

Didn't Lucas lift the idea of his Stormtroopers from Nazi Stormtroopers anyway?

The topic's point is moot, anyway; how would the Nazis be able to fly into space and bullseye a vent not larger than 2m before the Death Star destroyed Germany/Earth?

[von*ferret]

than lets argue this thinking they didn't have any SPACE SHIPS cause thats just dumb.