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The only important thing in life is beer, you all live on huge ranches in a vast desert except for the people living in or around the Sydney opera house, you frequently see kangaroos.

Okay, and now Norway again :)

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Norway, the single most expensive country ever, like all scandinavians your selfesteem knows no boundaries, with high taxes and long coast you make more money than god thanks to the hundred billion tons of black gold you suck from the bottom of the sea, I bet americans are good friends of yours. Fishing, is there any other industry than fishing industry? Besides Oil industry that is, you pull fish from the sea like Japan. Your Heavy Metal scene rivals even Finnish.

Ok, now do Finland.

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Germany. The land of neo-Nazis and cold people who don't give a shit to each other. We always beat them at soccer (World Cup 2002, confedarations cup this year). They also have one of the best beer in the world and the girls are hot. Their authoban is 100% lit. Except X-Tender, all germans I know are cool (stepp, klein, frie). That's all I know :P

Brazeel lala

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Brazil. All your talents are Football, Samba and Capoeira. Your government doesnt give a fuck about the poor people so they rob and kill each other. I heard the country had something like a rain forest. Is it still there? Your race drivers never have a chance against their german teammates. And your girls are hot. Everybody likes hanging around on the beach of Rio, flirting with the girls and drinking Caipirinha.

Germany

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Your idol is David Hasselhoff, you have sausage for breakfast, lunch and on every meal of the day. You smell like cabbage. And also, you are pissed off cuz you don´t have big mountains like France and Austria.

Finland

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Finland is a country filled with cold weather (almost like Russia), Vodka and alot of piss in the streets.

You are abit like Russia, you try to be it but you need a bigger army and more communismn.

Norway

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