Bush "Troubled" by Gay Marriages in SF

[Guest The_Postman]

Let me put it in small words for you hoss. This is not a Christian nation. Maybe a lot of its inhabitants are Christian, but much like how we don't have an official language, we don't have an official religion. That fucker can stop cramming Christ down my throat and I'll be a lot happier.

[Fletch]

Come on, how can you hate on a religion that worships Bibleman?

he's got a sword. its kind of like a lightsaber... with Jesus power!

/me pushes buttons

[Taylor]

Let me put it in small words for you hoss. This is not a Christian nation. Maybe a lot of its inhabitants are Christian, but much like how we don't have an official language, we don't have an official religion. That fucker can stop cramming Christ down my throat and I'll be a lot happier.

Yes that fucker probably should stop cramming Christ down your throat, but you at least see my point as to why he's 'troubled.' I fail to see me bringing it up, and not joining in the circle jerk, worthy of a thousand laughing acronyms because I'm 'close-minded' or that I'm being 'ironic' when it's obviously one of the chief factors to why he's upset and I was being neither.

Seems I mentioned religion and you all had a heart attack and assumed I was some bible carrying, gay bashing, Bush supporting simpleton. Talk about close-minded, eh? Have I used the obligatory roll eyes emoticon yet?

I, again, am personally not against Gay marriage. Hell, I don't support Christianity and I think Bush has the mental agility of a sea cucumber. We all know gays should be allowed to get married. But right now even if Bush does pass something the majority of 37 states, 38 of which are currently against gay marriage under Defence of Marriage acts, have to agree.

[mawibse]

From Leviticus, King James version: "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

This is the will of god through the holy Bible, period.

So let em marry all they want as long as they don't have sex.

Edit: Uhm wait a minute, a man can't do it with a man like he does it with a woman unless... so it's ok that I.. with my woman... acording to the bible??

[Fletch]

the bible also says lots of wacky shit about when you can and can't stone people. they're more like guidlines than actual rules

DT 21:17

If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard."If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son," then "stone him with stones, that he die."

so I guess that means the lot of us are just as bad as gays.

[RD]

since were quoting the bible i might as well quote the koran:

[7]

Lot said to his people, "You commit such an abomination; no one

in the world has done it before! "You practice sex with the men,

instead of the women. Indeed, you are a transgressing people."

[26]

"Do you have sex with the males, of all the people? "You forsake

the wives that your Lord has created for you! Indeed, you are

transgressing people."

[18]

We have cited in this Quran every kind of example, but the human

being is the most argumentative creature.

[jfas]

Edit: Uhm wait a minute, a man can't do it with a man like he does it with a woman unless... so it's ok that I.. with my woman... acording to the bible??

they are talking about the butt

[mawibse]

the bible also says lots of wacky shit about when you can and can't stone people. they're more like guidlines than actual rules.

Like all good westerners we choose what parts are rules and what are guidelines. What parts to beleive in and what parts to change.

Half measures I call it and will be judged by god as such.

they are talking about the butt

Rofl!

You can't be "productive" if you do it with a womans butt now can you? God is not in favor of bun fun, felatio or hairy palms no matter who you do it with, look what happened to Onan that non pruductive dumbkoppf! [Genesis 38:XX]

[Guest The_Postman]

I'm no rocket surgeon, but as far as I know:

butt != vagina

And why does this all-knowing all-loving God care how I, a simple mortal, get my jollies? I mean, c'mon. There are more pressing issues.

(PS: apologies to Taylor, I misunderstood the context of your posts)

[FrieChamp]

butt != vagina

Interesting. Which scientific researches do you base this thesis on? As long as you can't give me 20 lines of mathematical formulas and at least 3 quotes from the bible I won't believe you. :roll:

[Guest The_Postman]

butt != vagina

Interesting. Which scientific researches do you base this thesis on? As long as you can't give me 20 lines of mathematical formulas and at least 3 quotes from the bible I won't believe you. :roll:

I shall reiterate by placing it in bold text, you will now be convinced!

BUTT != VAGINA

dun dun dun

[mawibse]

And why does this all-knowing all-loving God care how I, a simple mortal, get my jollies? I mean, c'mon. There are more pressing issues.

Because, in the end, your mortal soul is the only important issue there is.

And your soul is sentenced to eternety with god or with the fallen one, depending on you're actions in this life.

No matter how insignificant those actions and thoughts may apear to you they are what defines you before god.

[Guest The_Postman]

What DD said.

VVVV

[DD]

Because, in the end, your mortal soul is the only important issue there is...

BLAH BLAH BLAH. Your beliefs not ours, maybe some, but not mine!

[Fletch]

I agree with my colleageue DD