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  • blackdog changed the title to Tom Clancy’s XDefiant - F2P

Christ I hate how todays AAA games are marketed.

Suit 1: How do we appeal to da kidz??
Suit 2: I've got it, Johnson! Get the lead developers to stand in a warehouse like they about to drop the sickest diss track this side of the moon and talk absolute "Gamer talk" nonsense.
Suit 1: Fantastic idea, jenkins! 
Suit 2: Also we should get a teenager who's high on monster and Adderall to edit the promotional videos. They know what other teenagers today like! Colours! Noises! Guns!
Suit 1: Jenkins, I'm so impressed with your initiative I'm going to lay off an entire studio to give you a pay rise!

Cringe.

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