The Best Email Ever

[Mojo]

So I normally let my hotmail just fill up with crap now that its size is 250MB, and I recently decided to go through it and clear it out. I was about to delete this when I found this little Gem. This email goes places I never knew existed.

This email is as it is right now in my inbox, totally unformated. I started to format it, but then realized that a lot of the value would be lost.

NOTE: You can skim the first half of the email until the big space in the middle (which was in the actual email itself) That is where things get interesting.

From : Josh Stienman

Sent : Tuesday, January 18, 2005 12:24 AM

To : mojouser@hotmail.com

Subject : Contract With BXTV, Premiering on HBO, News just out

Congratulations to all members who joined in on SCXC last week. WOW, what a

great ride. The New Year is starting off with a bang just as we expected. Keep

the watch for the next coming week starting Tue. morning. Our opinion is, SCXC

will continue to surprise us. Check Friday's volume of over 15 Million! Members

who got in early are almost at a double.

Stock Radar Presents,

Synergetic Technologies Inc.

"OTC-SYGG"

Get ready members! SYGG is our new pick for this week. E-Bay contract

completed! Hold your horses back! A media Blitz for SYGG. (MASSIVE EXPOSURE,

you know what that means....) RADAR TIME.

Synergetic Technologies Inc., (OTC: SYGG) Retains TVA Productions to Develop and

Launch a National and International Media Blitz Campaign

TVA has designed a professional media blitz program which will center on TV,

print, radio, and the internet. TVA has entered into a written contract which

guarantees a minimum of 22,000 editorial placements, 100,000 eBroadcasts, 2,000

Internet Video Streams, all generating an estimated 43,000,000 viewer

impressions. The program includes a 90 second narrated Video News Release,

followed by up to 13 minutes of B-Roll and Sound Bites, distributed via

satellite and Beta Broadcast Masters for inclusion on national and local news

programs and talk shows. Also included is a 2 - 8 minute segment designed for

national TV newsmagazines such as "Business World News," "Entertainment World

News," numerous Consumer periodicals and "BTV - Business Television." The

program also includes radio content prepared to target radio audiences, such as

a 30-60 second Radio News release, which is professionally recorded and

distributed in script form and on CD to 6,600 radio stations for use on regular

news, music and talk shows. (Partial clip, go read the whole release by going to

yahoo or any financial news site now. It's important)

ABOUT TVA PRODUCTIONS. (In our opinion this is pretty serious) TVA Productions,

located in Studio City, California, has a 16 year history of providing cost

efficient, in-depth and effective media packages for Fortune 500 companies,

national brands, major advertising agencies, emerging companies and newly

launched products. TVA's list of past and present clients is impressive and

includes Lexus, Sony, Textron, Vivendi Universal, Westinghouse, Ogilvy and Hill

& Knowlton. TVA team members are among the best in the world and boast over 40

Golden Mike, Addy, Emmy, Clio, Telly and Aegis awards.

Look at some of the highly impressive recent news releases. Make sure you read

them now.

Synergetic Technologies Inc., (OTC: SYGG) Signs Multi-Million Dollar Contract

With Australian Distributor for the South Pacific Rim

Synergetic Technologies Inc. Chosen by eBay, Inc. to Provide Surveillance

Systems for Utah Corporate Offices

Franchisee of Nations 4th Largest Pizza Chain of 2,800 Stores Selects Synergetic

Technologies for Surveillance Systems, Initial System Roll-Out Complete

Synergetic Technologies Inc., Projects $10,000,000 in Revenues for 2005

If you are wondering how important SYGG's technology really is, we think this

will explain it best, The strength of the technology was realized when it

provided video surveillance of President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick

Cheney for the Secret Service. The Secret Service was able to monitor the

President from remote locations during the opening and closing ceremonies of

2002 Winter Olympic games held in Salt Lake City, Utah.

We think this company is incredible.

Massive exposure is about to take place according to recent press releases, so

keep your eyes glued on SYGG starting right now and watch for more great news.

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TSUNAMI RELIEF tsunami tsunami tsunami

Hope this is still your email address. I know you're doing something

different now, but last i heard for

m your Dad, you still kept the haptek address.

I just want to know where you're going to be the next couple of weeks. I have

something to send you and

didn't know if you're going to be at your parents' house for Christmas or

somewhere else. I guess for all

I know, you could be in Costa Rica or Australia -- I don't keep up very well, do

I? I just stay in one pla

ce all the time and I forget that younger folks move around a lot more than I

do!

Anyhow, let me know your mailing address -- and let me know what you're up

to these days if you have ti

me!

Tucked against an estuary where it meets the sea, and half a mile off the busy

road that runs the length of

the west coast, Modera has missed out on the first round of disaster relief.

Sri Lankan and international

aid teams swarmed to the heavily damaged zones to the south and east, where most

of the island nation's 30,

000 deaths occurred.

At the end of the road by the river's edge, where the open-hulled net boats used

to unload their catch, a man whacks the tail off a single fish on the only

tile-cutting table to survive the tsunami. The other table

If this can be done by the 16th when her project is due, that would be

> >>>awesome. I'll get her to come to your wedding and you can meet her.

As you requested, we shipped this portion of your order separately to

give you quicker service. The remainder of your order will follow as

soon as those items become available.

i

There you can:

* Track order and shipment status

* Review estimated delivery dates

* Cancel unshipped items

* Return items

* And do much more

You can track the status of this order, and all your orders, online by

visiting Your Account

If you have any way to search the web for Henri (hotels, hospitals, fatality

listings) in Thailand, could you give it a try. To know him is to love him.

[Tequila]

"To know him is to love him". Ahaha, sounds like an 80s Madonna lyric.

[kleinluka]

what the

[Taylor Swift]

Um.. Is this important?

[kleinluka]

yea

[Zyn]

"TSUNAMI RELIEF tsunami tsunami tsunami"

Errr? "Omg I have to see if I can spell tsunami... ts... tsu... tsu.. oh I got, I got! I write it 3 times to be sure!"

[JynxDaddy]

Yeh, that was really funny......

[OL]

its like a completely new email every paragraph